仙逆TXT > 都市小说 > 开局地摊卖大力弈青锋 > 第2115章 这很河里

            
                    
                
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                柄察察呸了口唾沫,一脸晦气的飞回了奈何桥!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (⌒_⌒;)不好意思,让您二位大人见笑了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                星罗不耐烦道:(°д°)话说你的手段到底行不行这都多长时间了也不见江南服软啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                柄察察干笑两声:放心就是,塔罗作为恶霸帮的老大,手段残暴,身体素质强悍,甚至不弱于我!
                
            
            
            
                    
                对付江南绰绰有余,反而要担心他会不会下手过重才是!
                
            
            
            
                    
                卡尔冷笑,重点才好呢啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
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                而那帮刚潜入冥河没多久的恶霸帮囚犯还没从emo的情绪中缓过来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就见塔罗飘着黄烟便过来了,手里还夹着一金一银两颗烟雾弹,异常拉风!
                
            
            
            
                    
                众小弟还以为江南被解决了,满心欢喜的刚想庆祝!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就看到了头顶上站着的江南!
                
                    
                
            
            
            
                    
                不禁满眼的惊恐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这是解决了还是被解决了啊本能的就想跑!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而就在这时,就听江南一声怒吼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (ˇ口ˇ)呔~等等!跑什么跑你们难道就不想解毒迈
                
            
            
            
                    
                此话一出,众囚犯动作一顿,解毒
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南掏出小马扎,咔咔对着塔罗的三颗头就是一阵爆击,看的众人直哆嗦!
                
            
            
            
                    
                如你们所见,恶霸帮老一二三已经被我拿下,你们没什么可指望的了,如果不想挨揍,就乖乖听话!
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自塔罗的怨气值+1008]×3
                
            
            
            
                    
                你特喵讲话就讲话,不要随便拿别人的头做示范好不好啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                此刻恶霸帮的小弟们都瑟瑟发抖,塔罗都搞不定江南的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                这可真的没指望了啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南淡淡道:你们也想解毒的吧猛毒加身,这种状态在冥河中可撑不了多久,更别提完成300颗冥河水晶的任务了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而我这黄豆便能解此猛毒,不信你们问金银二老!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩波登两只烟雾弹不禁以手捂脸,默默点头!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()﹏(ヾ)=З=З=З
                
            
            
            
                    
                (づ益ど)=З=З=З
                
            
            
            
                    
                解毒是能解,就是这副作用实在是…
                
            
            
            
                    
                众囚犯们咽了口唾沫!
                
            
            
            
                    
                的确,这毒要是不解,根本撑不下去啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只是江南会有这么好心
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:(ˉ  ˉ)我可以将解毒小黄豆免费发给你们,但你们要交给我10颗冥河水晶作为感谢!
                
            
            
            
                    
                此话一出,不少囚犯当即吐血!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你特喵管这叫免费任务还没完成,先花出去10颗
                
            
            
            
                    
                (▼皿▼) 你把我们整中毒了,然后你解毒,我们还得给你钱
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南摊手:╮( w )╭对!没错!这位兄弟好理解!我就是这个意思,没有的可以先欠着,等捞到再还我就是!
                
            
            
            
                    
                囚犯们怨气值都刷爆了,你特喵是怎么舔个大脸好意思说对的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                不过还能咋整不解毒任务根本没法继续啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                只能有水晶的掏水晶,没水晶的先欠着!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南轻咳两声:( °  °)我这里还提供增肌服务,只要喝一口,就能变成如我一般帅气的魔鬼肌肉人!
                
            
            
            
                    
                躯体强度爆增,可以更好更长时间的抵挡冥河水的冲刷,支撑你去水晶更多的地带完成打捞作业!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间来到萨摩跟前,一桶大力吨吨吨的就给他灌了进去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                其晶体发丝脱落,光头绽放,浑身晶体膨胀,秒变肌晶猛南!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (皿)啊啊啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就连烟雾弹的喷射也更加大力,愣是从塔罗的指缝中冲了出去,宛如漏了气的气球一般在冥河中乱窜!
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自萨摩的怨气值+1000!]
                
            
            
            
                    
                众囚犯都惊骇的看着这一幕,这这这!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南是因为喝了这个才变得这么壮硕的
                
            
            
            
                    
                在冥河死狱中,这玩意简直就是珍宝的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南笑道:这也是免费的!30颗冥河水晶作为谢礼就能喝一口,别嫌贵!没有投入哪里来的回报啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                还有永动机螺旋桨,让你划水无忧,纵横冥河!只需10颗冥河水晶谢礼便能安装!
                
            
            
            
                    
                众囚犯:(_ )《免费》
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间又掏出两只极速小拖鞋安装在波登的手上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见波登两手都轮成了大风车,以极其惊人的速度窜了出去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                拉出了一条烟雾彩带,宛如飞机拉线!
                
            
            
            
                    
                囚犯们看的眼睛都直了,这可都是好东西的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南这小子进来的时候没少夹带私货啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志直咂嘴:合着你是在冥河里卖上货了么
                
            
            
            
                    
                还真是什么时候都不忘记做生意啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南掏出哑麻袋,满脸笑容:所以现在可以开始送礼了嘛
                
            
            
            
                    
                囚犯们咽了口唾沫,买就买啊,有了大力跟螺旋桨,打捞冥河水晶的效率会更高!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就像江南说的,没有投入哪里来的回报
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是纷纷上前交冥河水晶,解毒外加喝大力,顺带套上小拖鞋!
                
            
            
            
                    
                有的就交,没有的就先赊着,等一会地捞到了再交!
                
            
            
            
                    
                没人敢欠江南的账,毕竟已经有了萨摩跟波登的前车之鉴!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南笑道:觉得光头晃眼的,附赠纹寸头业务,另外小拖鞋鞋底磨穿了就可以停下嗷~
                
            
            
            
                    
                看着哑麻袋里逐渐多起来的冥河水晶,江南都乐开花了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                众囚犯喝了大力,直觉得身体素质暴涨,并且能够一定程度上吸收冥河能量修炼了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一个个面色都变了,一脸惊骇!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这究竟是什么至宝不少囚犯眸光都跟着闪烁起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南笑眯眯的道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (⌒⌒)你们也可以去上报柄察察,让他知道这件事!
                
            
            
            
                    
                但考虑好后果,你觉得是柄察察护得住你们,还是觉得自己晚上的噩梦做的不够惊悚
                
            
            
            
                    
                那俩玻色族的我都能搞得定!还是说你们的背景比他俩还硬
                
            
            
            
                    
                别搞的大家都没得用,是吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                囚犯们狠狠地打了个激灵,这特喵已经不是告诫,而是威胁了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一旦吃里扒外,绝对没好果子吃啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                一个个纷纷点头,表示绝对守口如瓶!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南只是笑了笑没说话,他也并不觉得大力的秘密能够守住!
                
            
            
            
                    
                自己一旦选择放出,就一定会被柄察察,甚至冥河死狱高层知晓!
                
            
            
            
                    
                大力对别人有用,对幽冥族的用处更大!
                
            
            
            
                    
                但那又如何大力只有自己才有!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哪怕是幽冥典狱长知道了,无非是为自己继续活下去增加筹码罢了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                幽冥族想要大力,就更要让自己活下去,不能碾死自己!
                
            
            
            
                    
                自己这段时间折腾的够狠的,秘密一直掐着不说,鬼知道帝酬会不会耐心耗尽
                
            
            
            
                    
                又或者柄察察,幽冥典狱长急眼了,一把按死自己
                
            
            
            
                    
                想要继续活下去,增加筹码准没错的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                光玖蓝的好感还不够,更需要一个幽冥族不忍下手的理由!
                
            
            
            
                    
                大力水就是了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                无论怎样,这个时机选择放出大力水,益处是要多于弊端的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                刚安排上大力水跟螺旋桨的恶霸帮小弟们直感觉浑身力量涌动,正准备大干一场呢!
                
            
            
            
                    
                可小黄豆的副作用便开始上头了,一个个捂着肚子,五官扭曲!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (`ж′)嘶~这江南果然妹憋好屁啊,老…老子在河里,快憋不住了,这可咋办
                
            
            
            
                    
                (′-ι_-`)还能咋办直接办呗我已经在办了啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                那囚犯一脸惊恐,猛的离他老远,这才发现,他身后的冥河能量颜色不太对!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ∑(°口°)就…就直接办了这也没纸啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                那兄弟翻了个白眼:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (~ )害!要个屁的纸啊河里腹痛河里拉!河里拉完河水刷!这很河里啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                只要我在别人的上游!遭殃的就不可能是我!
                
            
            
            
                    
                那囚犯咽了口唾沫,可以啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                其不由得朝着四周望去,原地放炮的不在少数!
                
            
            
            
                    
                有些没喝大力的还能压得住,知道扰乱水流掩饰,不住的换地方放炮!
                
            
            
            
                    
                吹着口哨一脸跟我没关系的样子,就是后面的冥河能量颜色不太对罢了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而那些喝了大力的就不一样了,压都压不住,只能不停的往上游冲!
                
            
            
            
                    
                那囚犯见这场景,终于放心了,脸上露出了舒缓的表情!
                
            
            
            
                    
                Σ(|||)~擦!赶紧往上走!有人冲到咱们的上游了,我可不想死到临头!
                
            
            
            
                    
                其余毫不知情的囚犯此刻正兢兢业业的打捞着冥河水晶!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (~)嗯今天的冥河水颜色怎么不太对奇了怪了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (  ~ )我去这味儿也不太对啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                直到他看到了数只人形火箭从他的身前划过…
                
            
            
            
                    
                (益 |||)喝~忒!啧~
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南自然是不敢在这片区域多待,毕竟干净又卫生的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                到手了这么多冥河水晶,还是要去上游找个地方好好修炼下才是!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南递给王有志一只哑麻袋,里边装满了各种道具,双子棒棒糖,鼠饼干也有!
                
            
            
            
                    
                等作用时间一到,再续上就完了,至于副作用会有多可怕,哼~关我江南什么事
                
            
            
            
                    
                大志!等会儿你就跟大蜣还有黑钢去兜售赚冥河水晶去,碰到不服的就锤服,怎么开心怎么来,将罪犯的身份贯彻到底,知道嘛
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志桀桀直笑:交给我就是,大蜣!等会儿你…嗯大蜣!大蜣叫你呢!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而叫了一会儿,左侧驾驶室中并没有声音回应!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南诧异:(.)大蜣人呢刚刚还…
                
            
            
            
                    
                没等江南话说完,就见塔罗身后一道黑影冲了过来,正是虫大蜣,累的气喘吁吁!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (|||)你们跑的可真快,老子追了半天才追上来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (﹏ )你不是在驾驶室里么怎么从后面追上来的
                
            
            
            
                    
                虫大蜣一怔,随即表情一僵:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()啊哈~啊哈哈~有么可…可能是刚刚的战斗太激烈了,把我给甩出去了吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南捏着鼻子后退两步,表情不禁变得惊恐起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( )你身上的味道是原来带的,还是…
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志:( )…
                
            
            
            
                    
                去~你去修炼吧!这里交给我,放心!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一边说,一边推着江南,愣是把江南给推走了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见王有志跟虫大蜣对视一眼,相视无言!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( )你知道你脏了吧此事万万不可泄露出去,否则…
                
            
            
            
                    
                原本这号就已经不太行了,还特喵走了波下路
                
            
            
            
                    
                虫大蜣:(ι_|||)我懂!我这号的确不能要了,还有…能给我删下档么刚刚的记忆我还是忘掉比较好…
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志默默的戴上了小手套,有些记忆,不要也罢…