仙逆TXT > 都市小说 > 开局地摊卖大力弈青锋 > 第2114章 清新口气!做回自己

            
                    
                
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                江南无语,倒是忘了这茬,这孩子喷人功力不行,也只能认拉了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                把黑钢三人重新塞回驾驶室,江南掏出一把小黄豆就塞进了黑钢嘴里!
                
            
            
            
                    
                别怕!这黄豆可以解毒,好好开你的机甲去!跟你南哥混!前途无量的知道么
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑钢还没看清楚就把黄豆给咽了,脸上的表情异常古怪!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这真的是黄豆,而不是巴巴豆之类的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                你从屁兜里掏出来,真的很难不让人怀疑的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                话说人类的巴巴豆还有这种功效的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                不等黑钢质疑,那汹涌的感觉就来了,黑钢的腹部发出震天的雷鸣!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不禁瞪大了眼珠子:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (●⊙口⊙)南神老大!我感觉我…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南咽了口唾沫,看着一眼驾驶室额头暴汗!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (w )你感觉的不错,尽情释放吧,憋着谁也不能憋着自己!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就是记得咬紧牙关,别让味道飘出来哈!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间一溜烟的跑到了塔罗的头顶上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑钢:
                
            
            
            
                    
                神特喵的咬紧牙关啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见这一刻的黑钢回头看了眼驾驶室后方黑咕隆咚的嗓子眼…
                
            
            
            
                    
                (︶益︶●)兄弟!对不住了!你先忍忍,我很快!
                
            
            
            
                    
                此刻的塔罗突然有种不好的预感!
                
            
            
            
                    
                什么玩意就很快啊咬紧牙关又是什么意思啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                为何我有种不好的预感
                
            
            
            
                    
                小黄豆的霸道哪里是黑钢能承受的住的
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的黑钢再也不压抑自己了,选择咬紧牙关,尽情释放!
                
            
            
            
                    
                轰!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而此刻塔罗的身体也开始同步黑钢的动作,一股无边狂气就从他的尾喷口喷出!
                
            
            
            
                    
                发出阵阵雷鸣巨响,裤子都给崩开当了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (ˇ凸ˇ:)=З=З=З轰隆隆!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一时间千米高的三头六臂塔罗机甲获得了无与伦比的加速度!
                
            
            
            
                    
                仿佛开了加力推进,以恐怖的速度于冥河中爆冲!
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志透过门牙兴奋高呼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (口*)机甲牛批!帅爆了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                没有谁能拒绝一个能够驾驶的活体机甲啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                虫大蜣嘴角直抽:还特喵带沼气加速的可还行
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见塔罗身后黄烟飘飘,而塔日罗的门牙缝中黑烟滚滚!
                
            
            
            
                    
                阵阵黑烟从门牙缝中飘出,驾驶室里的PM2.5水平严重超标!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南哈哈大笑:去!让恶霸帮的知道知道,谁才是这冥河死狱中的老大!
                
            
            
            
                    
                塔罗/黑钢:是!南神老大!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南连忙捏紧鼻子:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (¬¬)擦!憋说话!味道都飘出来了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                此刻的黑钢一边排毒,一边驾驶机甲,一边还要忍受尾气的摧残,都被熏的直流眼泪,可给他忙坏了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而塔罗已经在翻白眼了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (|||)…
                
            
            
            
                    
                尼玛,把我大门牙敲掉也就算了,把我当成机甲开也算了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                但你们都踏马在人家的嘴里干什么啊靠!能不能注意点个人卫生
                
            
            
            
                    
                憋放屁啊你!憋回去!憋回去啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这样老子会得口臭的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                两侧的塔月罗跟塔星罗却莫名的松了口气!
                
            
            
            
                    
                好在…好在自己嘴里的虫大蜣王有志没崩屁啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                倒霉的只有塔日罗!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不知为何,他俩竟然还有些庆幸
                
            
            
            
                    
                以塔罗的速度,再加上沼气加速,自然是很快就追上了逃跑的萨摩跟波登他们!
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人惊恐的看向塔罗!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (益;)什么情况老大是在一边崩屁一边追咱们么要不要这么拼尽全力啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (¬﹏¬;)嘶~老大怎么变这么大坨冥河星域中不是无法使用荒神族能力的么话说江南为什么站在老大的头顶上啊他俩联手了么
                
            
            
            
                    
                老大的门牙缝子有点大啊为啥往出飘黑烟啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                显然他们并不知道,如今的塔罗已经成了江南的荒神机甲了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南催促道:追上了!打!快打啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑钢被自己的尾气熏的直流眼泪:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (●益)不行啊南神老大熏的看不见啊雾霾太重了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南瞪眼:笨!机甲不是还有呼吸系统的么你倒是开换气啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑钢眼睛一亮,对啊老子怎么忘了这茬!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见黑钢猛的张嘴吸气,再从鼻孔吐气,清新口气!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而塔罗也同步开始吸气,鼻孔吐气!
                
            
            
            
                    
                霎时间,驾驶室里的空气顿时就清新起来,塔日罗的鼻孔里开始冒黑烟了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑钢满脸兴奋,还得是南神老大有招啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是疯狂吸气吐气!
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自塔罗的怨气值+1009]×3!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你们踏马可当个人吧,老子还得吸二手屁的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                这辈子没遭过这么大的罪啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                我后悔了,不想当机甲了,你还是鲨了我吧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                塔日罗已经被二手屁荼毒的翻白眼了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                塔月罗跟塔星罗松了口气!
                
            
            
            
                    
                还好还好,我俩这边的驾驶员还…
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而这口气还没松完,就听塔星罗那边传来虫大蜣的惊叫!
                
            
            
            
                    
                由于吸力太大,一个没把住的虫大蜣一不小心就朝着嗓子眼跌去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哎~你别…
                
            
            
            
                    
                话还没说完,塔星罗就感觉自己好像吞进了什么异物,直接就给咽肚子里了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                自己这边的驾驶员好像没了啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                记得那虫族是个蜣螂来的…
                
            
            
            
                    
                塔星罗:( )…
                
            
            
            
                    
                一时间怨气值刷到爆表!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而无论是王有志还是黑钢都没发现,依旧沉浸在驾驶机甲的快乐之中!
                
            
            
            
                    
                视野清晰的黑钢顿时发力,对着狂逃的萨摩跟波登直接出手!
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人一脸惊恐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                老大!你这是干啥中了什么邪了咱们可是一伙的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                怎么还帮上江南了弟兄们都等着…
                
            
            
            
                    
                话还没说完,就被塔罗一拳一个小可爱当场爆打,被塔罗夹在指缝中直接控制!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哪怕是萨摩跟波登,跟塔罗实力上的差距也是绝对的,连反抗的余地都没有,就被制服了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                塔罗的心都在颤抖!
                
            
            
            
                    
                2D3D!真不赖我啊,我现在这也不听使唤呐
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南站在塔罗头顶,哈哈大笑:不要试图反抗!现在清楚谁是这冥河死狱的狱中之霸了么
                
            
            
            
                    
                想收拾我你们还嫩了亿点啊乖乖听话,还有命活!
                
            
            
            
                    
                老子不光给你们解毒,洗纹身,就连治好你们的病根儿也不是不行!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩跟波登对视一眼,也只能憋屈的点了点头!
                
            
            
            
                    
                老大都不好使,那就没人能对付的了江南了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                局势咋就反转了呢
                
            
            
            
                    
                男子汉大丈夫,能屈能伸呐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                主要是能治病根的这件事,根本没法拒绝!
                
            
            
            
                    
                没办法!他给的实在是太多了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                见两人愿意配合,江南也就喂给他们小黄豆吃!
                
            
            
            
                    
                刚一下肚,肚中就来了反应!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩急的直冒汗:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (益)我这怎么…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南随口道:╮( ~ )╭正常现象,既然是中毒了,解了毒自然是要排毒的嘛!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩跟波登一阵挣扎,你特喵怎么不早说
                
            
            
            
                    
                合着老大在那儿炮火连天的,也是在排毒呢
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人根本不知道,塔罗并没有在排毒,他是纯崩…
                
            
            
            
                    
                眼看着就要憋不住了,可黑钢控制着塔罗用大手夹着二人,根本没有放手的意思!
                
            
            
            
                    
                波登急道:(ж|||)能不能把我俩放…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南挑眉:(~)把你俩怎么的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见波登一个激灵,脸上的表情变得舒缓起来:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (  △ |||)没事…晚了,已经开始了…
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩以手抚额,这是在冥河里,能量水流如此湍急,老…老大应该不会发现的吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                塔罗此刻的心态已经彻底崩了,尼玛,憋整我一手啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                塔日罗吸二手屁吸的已经彻底放弃思考!
                
            
            
            
                    
                塔月罗跟塔星罗感受着指缝间的震动死的心都有了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这两只手…也别要了吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                反正有六只,没了两只也能活啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而这一刻的塔罗载着众人直奔恶霸帮一众小弟而去!
                
            
            
            
                    
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                河面上,星罗卡尔以及柄察察都死死的盯着牵引绳聚集的水面,正期待着江南遭罪服软呢!
                
            
            
            
                    
                可没一会儿功夫,一众恶霸帮小弟就都大肚朝天的浮上水面,宛如一群翻白了的死鱼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                密密麻麻,任凭牵引绳拉着,被冥河水肆意冲刷!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一幕属实壮观,电鱼都不一定能一波浮上来这么多鱼啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                星罗跟卡尔愣住,什么情况
                
            
            
            
                    
                柄察察心中一紧,不是吧恶霸帮这么拉的
                
            
            
            
                    
                以他们的身体素质,在冥河中是能撑一段时间的,这才半个多小时怎么就浮上来了
                
            
            
            
                    
                还浮上来这么多人
                
            
            
            
                    
                眉头紧锁的柄察察不禁飞到冥河水面上查看,这些囚犯虽然一个个面色青黑,但身上都没什么伤势的样子!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不应该啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                都干什么呢劳作时间,谁让你们摸鱼的,都好好的装什么死,全都给老子下去摸水晶!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然鹅当即就有囚犯哇的一声哭了出来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (*口)老婆跟别人跑了,孩子不随我姓,我就是一个搅屎棍呐,老子不活了!呜哇~
                
            
            
            
                    
                (;′Д`)人间不值得!不直的啊!我已经没有未来了,在进死狱那一刻,我就已经死了,我活着还有什么意义哇!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的恶霸帮囚犯们抱头痛哭,眼泪跟呲水枪似的嗷嗷呲!
                
            
            
            
                    
                集体emo!
                
            
            
            
                    
                柄察察额头青筋暴起:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°益°)老子还不知道人间不直的了我管你们有没有未来,想不想死的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                别在这儿跟老子哭丧,不想活了是吧信不信老子现在就让你们死
                
            
            
            
                    
                全都给我潜下去,不下去的,任务量加倍!都住冥河里吧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间其展开双臂,卷起数万米高的冥河巨浪朝着众人当头拍下!
                
            
            
            
                    
                恶霸帮囚犯们一个个脸都白了,虽然emo到不想活了,但现在还不想死啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一个个被逼的纷纷入河下潜,躲避巨浪的拍击!