仙逆TXT > 都市小说 > 开局地摊卖大力弈青锋 > 第2100章 我真的受不了啦

            
                    
                
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                星罗跟卡尔大眼瞪小眼,一度以为自己听岔劈了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                什么江南同名同姓的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人根本不记得江南也在冥河死狱里的事儿了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                昨天江南删档的时候,删的多了亿点,一直给星罗跟卡尔删到了前天晚上的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就连生死台发生的事情都一并给忘了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不信邪的星罗跟卡尔,互相搀扶着,一瘸一拐的追着柄察察跟了出去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                想看看到底是怎么回事!
                
            
            
            
                    
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                而另一边,到了放饭时间,江南自然不会在牢房里呆着!
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是跟王有志汇合后,直奔食堂去吃饭!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见王有志光着膀子甩着胳膊,迈着四方步,一脸洋洋得意,趾高气扬的样子!
                
            
            
            
                    
                像极了打赢架的大白鹅啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (︶  ︶)
                
            
            
            
                    
                也搞了一身纹身,一见江南就开始显摆起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                看的江南嘴角直抽!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (w )你右臂的小鸡啄米图还挺形象的,只是这鸡的模样怎么如此奇怪啥样的都有
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志瞪眼,抬手就锤了江南脑壳一下!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (皿)呸!什么小鸡啄米图这是次元生物吞星图!那黑点不是小米!是踏马星球!星球啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南额头暴汗:( )啊哈~啊哈哈~是么你这属实有点抽象哈那右臂的九只皮皮虾打篮球是什么意思
                
            
            
            
                    
                一个篮球队不是五只虾,啊呸!五个人的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志气极:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (▼皿▼) 屁的皮皮虾打篮球这是九龙夺珠!那是龙!龙啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                我承认我画的是有点简洁,但你不能这样侮辱我的画功!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哼哼!你再看看这个
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间给江南展示自己的后背!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南一眼望去,不禁倒抽了一口凉气!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见王有志后背上,画着一个歪歪扭扭的房子,还有个奇形怪状的拖拉机在房子旁边
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( )!哦豁农家春耕图么可以可以!咋说也有小学三年级的水平了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志磨牙:(′-益-` )那踏马是失落神殿!挖掘机!挖掘机拆神殿的图!你到底会不会看
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:(﹏ )…
                
            
            
            
                    
                原谅我的无知,你胸口这一半儿黑的曲奇饼干是啥啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志:( )…
                
            
            
            
                    
                我想画我的本体…上色上一半的时候笔不好使了,没上完色…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:(﹏ )…
                
            
            
            
                    
                哥~听话!回头我给你画吧,别嚯嚯自己了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志脸也不好意思的红了起来,偏头微微点头:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (乛乛)那…那就交给你了,你给我好好整着嗷!
                
            
            
            
                    
                实际上,王有志也想整江南那么帅气的一身,但属实对自己的画功没有一个清晰的认知!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一行四人走在通往食堂的走廊里!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不少囚犯同路,可就当他们看到江南脸颊的一瞬间!
                
            
            
            
                    
                脸瞬间变白,浑身都被冷汗浸湿,双腿一软
                
            
            
            
                    
                几乎本能的抱头蹲在地上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()益)不不不!我扛不住了!不要再打了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                眼中都被恐惧所填满!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南好心的探手去拉:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( 。 )欸兄弟怎么这么不小心你…
                
            
            
            
                    
                可还不等江南过来,那囚犯就惨叫一声,手脚并用的狂飙出去,一溜烟的就跑了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                沿途所有看到江南的囚犯,全都忍不住从心底生出一抹恐惧来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                身体本能的在畏惧,在颤抖!
                
            
            
            
                    
                什么情况我…我怎么感觉是江南打的我
                
            
            
            
                    
                嘶~我只要看他一眼,就快被吓尿了,这是怎么回事
                
            
            
            
                    
                不不不…不行了,我只要跟他待在一片空间里,我就感觉自己无法呼吸!快要窒息了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                是不是江南在生死台上的表现太过强势,以至于让大家做噩梦都被他打了
                
            
            
            
                    
                可不对啊这也太巧了吧而且身上的伤势做不得假啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                就特喵是他干的吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                但对于昨晚发生的事情,所有人的记忆都一片空白!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这种恐惧甚至已经刻进了DNA里!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江狱霸所过之处,惊叫声此起彼伏,所有穷凶极恶的罪犯都抱头鼠窜!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就没有一个敢跟江南对视的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南得意一笑,朝着王有志挑起了眉!
                
            
            
            
                    
                显然囚犯们通过昨晚的治狱行动都成功的患上了疑南杂症!
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志不禁竖起大拇指!
                
            
            
            
                    
                现在总算有点带头大哥的意思了嗷!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一行人就这么来到了食堂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                刚打完饭坐下,就见一帮浑身是伤,宛如丧尸狂潮一般的恶霸帮囚犯大军乌央乌央的就杀了过来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (┏益┓ ()江!南!老子活刮了你啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                为首的正是萨摩跟波登!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑钢捂脸,得嘞!干架时间到!
                
            
            
            
                    
                南神老大自从进了冥河死狱之后,我就没能在食堂吃上一顿完整的饭啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                跟着江南混!三天饿九顿!
                
            
            
            
                    
                那是一顿饱饭也吃不上啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一瞬间的功夫,江南就被围了个水泄不通!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩愤然拍桌:说!老子身上这些是不是你干的
                
            
            
            
                    
                玻登怒道:我就想知道知道!这个怎么读
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南摊手:╮( w )╭欸屎可以乱吃,屁可不能乱放!什么玩意就我干的
                
            
            
            
                    
                昨天打完结束,我可是被狱卒关了牢房的!怎么可能出去作恶大家都亲眼见到的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                再说了!我朋友也被画了一身涂鸦,也是受害者的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                说着指了指王有志!
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志愤然捂脸!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()益(ヾ)我这是艺术!艺术啊!不是涂鸦!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩怒吼:你放屁!不是你还会是谁老子屁兜里的冥河水晶全都丢了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就是你干的快给老子恢复原状!否则你今天走不出这食堂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                波登怒道:还有那马赛克!赶紧给我恢复了!不然当场就要你的命!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南一脸无奈:(    )不是我干的!关我什么事儿你们饿爸帮…噗~等下!我先笑一会儿!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (′ヮ)σ 噗哈哈哈哈!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩都快气疯了,你踏马还笑
                
            
            
            
                    
                老三的再怎么说也是个拼音老子身上的勾了好几次写的还是错的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你还不承认我这就取你狗命!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:(~ )我家狗是无辜的!你为什么要取它的命
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (●┏益┓●()哎呦卧槽哇!气死我啦!老子宁可关禁闭也要弄死你啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间萨摩波登,以及所有恶霸帮成员全部对江南出手!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南起身:老子还怕了你们不成来!谁怕谁
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而就在这时,柄察察跟玖蓝带着大批的幽冥狱卒冲进了食堂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                整座食堂乱成了一团,都要塞爆了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°益°)住手!都给老子住手!不想活了么反了天了啊你们
                
            
            
            
                    
                一道道精神攻击绽放,狱卒们更是火力全开,疯狂镇压暴乱的囚犯!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而一旦点火,岂是这么容易就能压下来的
                
            
            
            
                    
                即便是柄察察跟玖蓝带人来支援,面对这种规模的暴动,一时间也无法彻底阻止!桌椅板凳,饭盆菜汤满天飞!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而江南却是眼前一亮!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哦豁玖蓝可算是把她吸引来了么妹白忙活啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                事情再闹大可就不好收场了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南用尽全力爬到了桌子上,铁拳向天,爆吼一声!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (◣口◢)让你们住手没听到么啊是不是找挨揍
                
            
            
            
                    
                所有囚犯都注意到了江南,以及那江南举起的铁拳!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一瞬间,所有囚犯都本能的抱头蹲地,大家都抱在一起,抱团取暖,瑟瑟发抖,不住的摇头!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (﹏()不不不!不要再打了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()口)妈妈!我害怕!我想回家!呜~
                
            
            
            
                    
                甚至包括萨摩跟波登都没抵抗过身体的本能,直接抱头蹲地!
                
            
            
            
                    
                在江南举起拳头的瞬间,这场大暴动在千分之一秒内就被镇压了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只剩一群狱卒杵在原地,一脸呆呆的看着江南!
                
            
            
            
                    
                Σ( ° △ °|||)卧槽这货比副狱长还好使啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                柄察察都懵了,一夜之间而已,变化要不要这么大
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南一嗓子就全服了
                
            
            
            
                    
                就连玖蓝也看呆了,毕竟这一幕属实有些震撼人的眼球了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                柄察察的面色更加阴沉了,低头看向一名狱卒!
                
            
            
            
                    
                抬脚就踹在了他屁股上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (¬益¬)擦!你跟着抱头蹲地上干嘛搞清楚你是哪边儿的没能不能憋给我丢脸
                
            
            
            
                    
                那狱卒哆哆嗦嗦的从地上站了起来,一脸不好意思:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°﹏°〃)抱…抱歉啊,就是想跟着蹲一下,有点害怕,本能…本能反应!
                
            
            
            
                    
                狱卒本人也一脸懵,自己这是犯了什么邪
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见柄察察豁开人群,带着狱卒就来到了江南跟前!
                
            
            
            
                    
                眼中杀意浮现!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南!这到底是怎么回事你又干了什么
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南摊手:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ╮( ~ )╭喂喂喂!干啥啊能不能憋啥玩意上来就赖我你这是歧视啊你
                
            
            
            
                    
                我可是出于好心,帮你们镇压了暴乱,你不奖励我也就算了,还怨我
                
            
            
            
                    
                可真是狗咬江狱霸!不识好人心!
                
            
            
            
                    
                柄察察瞪眼,上前一把抓住江南的衣领:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°д°)你说什么你再说一遍
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志:( ′`)他骂你是狗,很难理解嘛我都听得懂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                柄察察:(益)!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你们两个卧龙凤雏!
                
            
            
            
                    
                老子真的是受不了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩气急败坏,猛的起身:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (┏益┓ ()察察大人!憋听他胡说!就是他干的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                波登起身:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()()就是就是!江南就是罪魁祸首,他…
                
            
            
            
                    
                柄察察看着两人的鬼样子,整个人都呆住了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                玖蓝瞪大了眼睛,随即猛的偏头!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (ヮ)噗~唔…噗哈哈哈哈哈哈!什么鬼…饿爸!饿哈哈哈哈哈!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (′ж)拼音!,金老…噗~
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人的惨状莫名的戳中了玖蓝的笑点,仿佛被按了什么开关,一旦笑起来就停不下来了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                肩膀抖个不停,眼泪都笑出来了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()ж)不…不好意思,你们继续告状好了,我们听着!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间全程不敢注视萨摩波登!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩:()益)
                
            
            
            
                    
                波登:()益`)
                
            
            
            
                    
                我们很认真的在告状啊,你稍微认真一点好不好笑屁啊笑
                
            
            
            
                    
                很好笑吗