仙逆TXT > 都市小说 > 开局地摊卖大力弈青锋 > 第2098章 不同的牢房!同一个噩梦

            
                    
                
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                即便是星罗大喊着不要也不好使啊,小火罐无情的落在了星罗的头顶!
                
            
            
            
                    
                开启拔除模式!
                
            
            
            
                    
                在江南几次重复操作之下,星罗的两只琉璃角彻底被拔了下来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不光如此,江南甚至还在星罗全身上下拔了一百多个大罐包!
                
            
            
            
                    
                因为这样打起来更疼嘛!
                
            
            
            
                    
                此刻的星罗不光角没了,还一身大包,仿佛被一群马蜂叮过似的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                当然,一旁的卡尔也是同样的操作!
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人彻底被揍惨了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                终于知道什么叫做人间地狱,什么叫做绝望了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                替玻色族背锅就已经够惨了,本以为能进监狱度个三百年的假!
                
            
            
            
                    
                谁知道刚过上半个月的好日子,就开始遭罪了啊!
                
                    
                
            
            
            
                    
                角角可是玻色族的门面,更是根基!
                
            
            
            
                    
                角没了,这连下族都比不上了,以后要怎么出门见人啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                失去角角的同时,两人眼里也失去了光!
                
            
            
            
                    
                卡尔求助似的望向星罗,疯狂施以眼色!
                
            
            
            
                    
                现在这情况要怎么办啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                星罗磨牙,还能咋办只能忍着,先让江南把气给出了啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                如果能熬过今晚,联系上幽冥典狱长,江南就废了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                所以要竭尽全力的活下去啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人的怨气值都刷爆了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:(ˉ ˉ)还蛮能扛的,加油!说不定一会儿我打厌倦了,就回去睡觉了呢~
                
            
            
            
                    
                星罗心中一万匹骏马奔腾,可也只能默默忍受!
                
            
            
            
                    
                今日之辱,他日必百倍奉还啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志啧啧咂嘴,江南够狠的,知道怎样才能最大程度的打击两人的意志!
                
            
            
            
                    
                那便是给予希望后,再破灭希望!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而黑钢则是有些按捺不住了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()大…大志哥能让我也打会儿么玻色体什么的,我还没打过呢,不知道啥手感!
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志翻了个白眼:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (︶.︶)害!跟我还客气尼玛啊来!这有空位!往大包上打!宣呼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                卡尔:!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你丫的要不要用我来客气啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                殴打依旧在继续,不知道持续了多久,此刻的卡尔已经完全晕死过去,命都丢了一半儿!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而星罗也早已奄奄一息了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南站在星罗的身前,以居高临下的姿态望着他,慢条斯理的戴上了热情如火小手套!
                
            
            
            
                    
                恭喜你,熬过来了!没死!
                
            
            
            
                    
                但抱歉的是,你将忘记今晚发生的所有事情,以后每天,同样的事情你都会再经历一遍!
                
            
            
            
                    
                放心!我会按时带人来上班打卡的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                星罗双眼血红,眼底已经彻底被恐惧吞噬,每天都要来一遍!
                
            
            
            
                    
                忘记一切自己要是全忘了,那岂不是…
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()3()不不不!你不能这么做!魔鬼!你这个魔鬼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南灿烂一笑:你没权利拒绝!谢谢夸奖!从敌人口中听到这两个字眼,简直是对我最大的褒奖!
                
            
            
            
                    
                啪的一声脆响!
                
            
            
            
                    
                星罗的头都被扇歪了,直接被大力扇晕!
                
            
            
            
                    
                此刻的江南左右开弓,分别为星罗跟卡尔删档!
                
            
            
            
                    
                看着浑身大包,模样凄惨的二人,江南跟王有志又用牛马笔在他们的身上即兴创作了一番!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这才将他们一把丢到了床上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南拍了拍小手:治狱行动完美结束,记得明天上班打卡,无节假日休息的嗷!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑钢捂脸,这简直笋到家了啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                王有志黑黑直笑:想必明天会相当热闹!我已经迫不及待的想要天亮了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                行动结束后,四人分道扬镳,偷摸回到了各自的牢房中!
                
            
            
            
                    
                当然,路过的时候是有好好交过路费的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                房间里,江南睡意全无,在找到自己丢失的幸福之前,江南怕是不可能睡的着了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                好在那些搜刮来的冥河水晶都在江南这边!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这…这玩意咋用的别说是放嘴里吃的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                香珠啥的自己还能接受的了,但这冥河水晶可不一样啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑钢额头暴汗:(w )那…那倒是不用,放在眉心上吸收就好了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不过您也别想着念力强了,就能在冥河死狱中使用了,用还是没办法用的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只有在冥河星域中土生土长的幽冥族,才能在这里使用精神力!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这么多年下来,囚犯们吸收掉的冥河水晶已经不少了,更有不少人精神力变得异常强悍,可也没见谁能在冥河死狱里用出来的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                囚犯们用这冥河水晶,大部分是为了快乐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南听的直咂嘴,好家伙!囚犯们不光身体素质强悍,精神力其实也很变态么
                
            
            
            
                    
                这要是带出去的话,那战力还不得爆表啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                让黑钢把那些冥河水晶洗洗干净,江南这才尝试吸收!
                
            
            
            
                    
                将水晶置于眉心,其中蕴含的浓郁精神能量便朝着脑海中疯狂流淌!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一瞬间,江南就感觉到了精神的放松,仿佛无限美好!
                
            
            
            
                    
                雪雪狼灭米拉她们的面庞一一从自己的脑海中划过,温馨而又甜蜜!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就连嘴角都忍不住勾起一抹弧度!
                
            
            
            
                    
                可很快,一颗冥河水晶便能量耗尽,江南直感觉精神饱满,红光满面!
                
            
            
            
                    
                脑海异常清醒!
                
            
            
            
                    
                猛的睁眼,却发现自己依旧在牢房里,幸福还丢了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                巨大的落差感差点没让江南当场哭出声来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                怪不得这些囚犯对冥河水晶如此爱不释手!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南倒不至于沉浸其中,只是看中了其提升精神力的作用!
                
            
            
            
                    
                日后越狱,免不了正面对抗幽冥族的情况!
                
            
            
            
                    
                精神力必须强大起来,哪怕是自己有鸡汤在,可提升却是有时限的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                万一被偷袭来不及喝鸡汤那可就翻车了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                什么强都不如自身强!
                
            
            
            
                    
                吸收冥河水晶可比直接用冥河能量修炼提升的那点精神力大多了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                很快收缴上来的冥河水晶被江南一晚上全部吸收!
                
            
            
            
                    
                精神力有了长足的提升,虽然比不上兰斯那么变态!
                
            
            
            
                    
                但绝对有能够外放,隔空御物那样的程度的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就是在冥河死狱中用不了而已,但被动防御的强度也提升了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                啧~就这么点哪儿够用啊得想招多弄些过来才行!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一旁的黑钢看着都心疼,这么多冥河水晶一宿就用光了
                
            
            
            
                    
                我10年也用不上这么多啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                果然!有钱人的快乐不是我能想象到的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ……
                
            
            
            
                    
                第二天一早,不少囚犯从美梦中醒来,惊恐的发现自己肿了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                还特喵肿了好几圈儿,甚至有的人脸上还带着鲜红的巴掌印未曾消退!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°ー°()嘶~什么鬼老子怎么肿成这样这是被人给打了么
                
            
            
            
                    
                (ò益●()呔!憋踏马睡了!说!是不是你昨天趁我睡着打的我好啊你偷袭是吧我说怎么昨晚做梦好像被人打了呢!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()3●)我呸!老子半夜闲着没事打你干嘛我有病啊我去我怎么也肿了
                
            
            
            
                    
                演你害演这间牢房里就咱们两个人,不是你动的手还能是谁肯定是你打完我,为了洗脱嫌疑,自己打的自己吧我就知道!
                
            
            
            
                    
                牢房里,俩人吵起来,当场干架的也不在少数,都觉得是对方趁自己睡觉把自己给揍了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而这样的事情可不止一间牢房,而是几乎全部的牢房!
                
            
            
            
                    
                囚犯们很快就敲墙交流起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哎哎哎~我昨晚睡觉做噩梦,被人打了!结果早上起来真的肿了好几圈!太可怕了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                我也是!我牙都掉了,你说会不会是梦游…
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻,敲墙声遍布整座冥河死狱,囚犯们惊恐的发现,几乎所有人都做了同款的噩梦!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而且都特喵肿了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                纷纷疑惑到底发生了什么!
                
            
            
            
                    
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                与此同时,萨摩牢房!
                
            
            
            
                    
                金发天使哭着摇晃萨摩!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()3)萨摩大哥!醒醒!你醒醒啊见鬼了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩皱眉睁开眼睛,可只睁开了一条缝!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()●┏~┓●)嗯怎么了何事如此吵闹我睡会儿懒觉也不行么
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而刚一睁眼,就见脸肿成猪头,头发乱如鸡窝,容貌堪比如花的金发天使趴在床边叫自己!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哭的那叫一个梨花带雨的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩满脸惊恐,抬手一个大嘴巴子甩了过去:鬼啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()●┏口┓●)()3)噗~
                
            
            
            
                    
                金发天使当即被旋转着抽飞,重重的砸在墙上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩一脸惊疑不定!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你是个什么孽障
                
            
            
            
                    
                金发天使揉着脸:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()﹏)我!是我!您的库雅小天使啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩愕然:库雅是你你怎么被打成这样昨晚我梦游了
                
            
            
            
                    
                库雅一脸惊恐:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()﹏)不…不是,您也没好到哪里去的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩挠头:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()●┏┓●)我我怎么了
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而这一挠不要紧,萨摩怎么感觉自己的脑袋凹凸不平,还有阵阵刺痛感传来
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是一个激灵,慌张的下床,跑到镜子前照镜子!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一眼望过去,萨摩那宛如男高音一般的惊恐尖叫声响彻冥河死狱!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见萨摩的脑袋已经肿成了猪头,头顶百八十个大包,跟大佛似的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                眼睛上被画上了俩大黑眼圈,脸还有纹的缝针刀疤!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而且脸颊上甚至还被画上了一圈儿黑色的连毛胡子!
                
            
            
            
                    
                手腕上画着用简单线条钩勒的儿童手表!
                
            
            
            
                    
                脖颈纹着大金链子,胸口上甚至还有文字纹身!
                
            
            
            
                    
                那上面清楚的写着!
                
            
            
            
                    
                厄噩额,饿爸帮金老二!
                
            
            
            
                    
                冥和死狱我最二!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩差点没当场晕过去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这踏马什么!全是错别字啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不会写就憋写,你踏马还勾了这是纹身!纹身啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                勾了重写的也是错的啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                神特喵的饿爸帮啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这爸爸是因为笋都被你们夺走了所以才会被饿死的吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而金发天使库雅的表情更惊恐了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()口)萨摩大哥!你…你的背后也有!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩都快疯了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                我背后是什么
                
            
            
            
                    
                库雅哆嗦道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()益(ヾ)是…是一个扛着关公大刀的睁眼美少女战士啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                萨摩:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()●┏3┓●)噗哇~
                
            
            
            
                    
                其双眼暴瞪,当场倒地昏迷!这一定是在做梦对吧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一定是吧!