仙逆TXT > 都市小说 > 开局地摊卖大力弈青锋 > 第1906章 天线三兄弟

            
                    
                
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                老子吭哧半天,一句完整的话都没说出来啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                都快憋死了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南气极:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (︶~︶)跟着我们,不把你交上去也不是不可以!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (へ )但…不许再抢答!不许再跳过对话!给我好好听完问题再回答啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不然老子直接就把你打包送回天启族去,辣手摧花什么的,我江狠辣最在行了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这特喵跟刷网游任务,疯狂跳过npc的对话有什么区别啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你有没有考虑过npc的感受啊你
                
            
            
            
                    
                以后老子玩游戏,再也不跳过对话了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                npc也很可怜的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥莉维娅不住的点头敷衍道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (*  )行行行,就知道你会这么说!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南瞪眼,呦呵你还来
                
            
            
            
                    
                看来不治治她,还真不知道谁是大小王了啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                这以后还不得反了天了
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南眉头一挑:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()你真觉得神明的耳语就能预知一切了未来尽在掌握之中
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥莉维娅小腰一叉,得意道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (* . )当然万事万物皆由原子聚合而成,只要推演出其运行轨迹,就能看到未来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不过是一堆数据罢了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑,缓缓抬起了手,停在了奥莉维娅的额头前,手指微曲!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( °  °)那就用你的能力看一下,我下一秒到底会不会弹你这个脑瓜崩!
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥莉维娅神情一怔,眼中蓝光绽放,额头冒出了一滴冷汗,顿感压力山大!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这…这不好算啊这
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南会根据自己的回答而改变未来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的奥莉维娅疯狂推算!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (~)不…不会
                
            
            
            
                    
                砰!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南的手指以曲速弹了出去,直接创在了奥莉维娅的额头上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                随着其一声惨叫,她的身体像是断了线的风筝一样被旋转着弹飞了出去,甚至撞碎了好几块碎石!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南吹了下冒白烟的手指!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()呵~你怕是不知道我曲速脑瓜崩的厉害!
                
            
            
            
                    
                神明的耳语!不过如此,还不是预测错了一点都不准!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这还是江南手下留情了,不然直接弹爆头啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                捂着额头爬起来的奥莉维娅满脸不服,额头上肿起了个大红包!
                
            
            
            
                    
                大眼中满是倔强的冲了回来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (~)我还就不信了!再来!没有我看不到的未来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南嘴角勾起一抹弧度,手指再抬!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( . )不服是吧那好!会还是不会!
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥莉维娅神情凝重,精神全集中,死死的盯着江南!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (~)
                
            
            
            
                    
                上次说不会,自己就被弹了,他摆明着是跟自己作对!
                
            
            
            
                    
                非得证明自己神明的耳语不行
                
            
            
            
                    
                那这次我就反着来啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (口)会!会弹!
                
            
            
            
                    
                砰!
                
            
            
            
                    
                又是一声清脆的响声夹杂着惨叫,奥莉维娅再次被弹飞出去,比上次飞的还远!
                
            
            
            
                    
                她被弹的眼泪在眼圈,一脸的气急败坏:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (﹏)你怎么…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南吹了吹冒白烟的手指:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( °  °)准!不愧是神明的耳语!就是准!
                
            
            
            
                    
                啊啦啦~被你预测到了,厉害厉害!
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥莉维娅揉着额头上的两个大红包,气的直跺脚!
                
            
            
            
                    
                他就是想弹我脑瓜崩啊他!
                
            
            
            
                    
                可恶!
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自奥莉维娅的怨气值+777!]
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南一脸坏笑:(  .  )某个头角峥嵘的天才美少女,人长的倒是好看,可就是脑子不怎么灵光呢~
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥莉维娅贝齿紧咬:你…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南半睁着眼睛:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (¬~¬)只是告诉你,不要小看未来!如果你真能断定未来如何!一定会发生什么!
                
            
            
            
                    
                也就不会被家族背叛,骗到次元战场被抓起来装到箱子里了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥莉维娅一怔,随即神情一黯,低着头揉着红包不说话!
                
            
            
            
                    
                现在她真的感觉有点委屈了。
                
            
            
            
                    
                回去就是死,被当成容器,星空之大,却没有自己的容身之所!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不再是那个明日之星,走到哪儿都被捧着的家族骄傲了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                想跟这个变态天使混,还被弹了脑瓜崩…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南揉了揉鼻子:( °  °)咳咳…记得我刚才说…
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥莉维娅:()嗯!不跳过对话,等你说完我再说!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南瞪眼,随即又抬起手指!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (乛~乛)嗯
                
            
            
            
                    
                还抢答
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥莉维娅被吓的一缩脖,当即在嘴巴上画了个叉!
                
            
            
            
                    
                o(′  `)o
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南这才满意的点了点头!
                
            
            
            
                    
                爱酱一脸欣慰的看着江南,主人这调教的能力又有所长进呢!
                
            
            
            
                    
                莫莫则是揪着一只天线宝宝的天线!
                
            
            
            
                    
                南神,这些星盗怎么处理
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南的目光直接扫射了过去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见一只红色的天线宝宝哆嗦不停,体型富态,胸前纹着一只恶鬼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                连低头道:(﹏|||)大哥大哥求放过!你要问啥我都说!
                
            
            
            
                    
                玛卡嘟啦捂着窜血的脑袋,钢牙紧咬:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (*益)大哥!不能说啊!咱们天线一族不能这点骨气都没有哇!
                
            
            
            
                    
                忘记咱们跑出来落草为寇的初衷了么
                
            
            
            
                    
                胖红大哥瞪眼:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (`⌒′メ)3D!闭嘴!命没了可就什么都没了!唔西吧唧,你劝劝老三!
                
            
            
            
                    
                另一只紫色的瘦高天线宝宝劝道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( 。︿):3D!听大哥的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                其胸前纹着一只吊睛猛虎!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南嘴角直抽,好家伙,左青龙,右白虎,中间一个…恶鬼
                
            
            
            
                    
                你们仨这是组合出来当星盗了
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南淡淡道:你们不是奴种的么怎么还出来当星盗了
                
            
            
            
                    
                玛卡嘟啦气极:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (皿)奴种过的简直不是人日子啊!被万族随意买卖,妻离子散!
                
            
            
            
                    
                被卖给容貌凶恶的种族当抱枕,卖给虫族当育虫幼师,还被当成通讯娃娃!玩偶售卖收藏!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说到这里,一旁的唔西吧唧也一脸气愤!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (艹皿艹)最可恶的是拉我们去拍视频短片,放给小孩子看,逗小孩玩!我们招谁惹谁了
                
            
            
            
                    
                不就是长的可爱了一点么这只是表象,万族根本不知道我天线一族有多凶恶!
                
            
            
            
                    
                要不是日子没法过了,也不会出来做这刀口舔血的生意!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哎~你这个天使不要再揉我的肚子了,很不礼貌知道么
                
            
            
            
                    
                一旁的星澄恋恋不舍的把手从唔西吧唧的肚子上拿开,然后一口咬在了它的天线上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                唔西吧唧:!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (;′口`)啊~住口!住口啊你!你还是揉肚子好了!不要咬我的天线啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南则是瞪大了眼睛,嘶~拉天线宝宝们去拍视频短片
                
            
            
            
                    
                卧槽卧槽!那是纪录片不是动画片啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                可江南还是故作镇定,望向胖红老大!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (ˇˇ:)老二唔西吧唧,老三玛卡嘟啦!你是老大,还这么胖,名字一定叫胖不啦叽了吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                天线老大:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( ﹏ )不不不!我不叫胖不啦叽!我叫…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:( ° _ °)你现在就叫这个了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                胖不啦叽:…
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( )是!我是胖不啦叽!您高兴就好!
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自胖不啦叽的怨气值+1000!]
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南眸光流转:问你们个事,你们天线族里,有没有发现时常失踪族人,然后被人扒了皮做成衣服的情况发生
                
            
            
            
                    
                此话一出,天线三兄弟顿时一个激灵!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ∑(°口°)什么星空万族就算再残忍,也没到这个份上吧没听说过有这种事情发生的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                我本以为被当抱枕,被当玩具就已经很残忍了!这得多魔鬼的人才能干出这种事情来啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南眉头紧皱:没有么
                
            
            
            
                    
                那天线宝宝衣到底是哪里来的
                
            
            
            
                    
                唔西吧唧打了个激灵:我们这么可爱!扒皮做衣服这咋能下得去手啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:(¬_¬)
                
            
            
            
                    
                喂喂喂,某人刚才还说自己很凶恶的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                胖不啦叽咽了口唾沫:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (w )该问的您都问了,您看是不是把我们给放了
                
            
            
            
                    
                放心!今天的事我们绝对会烂在肚子里,一个字也不会说出去的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南眯眼:哦放过你们之前玩儿隐身偷袭的时候,可挺狂的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                想要放过你们也可以,总得展现出应该有的价值才行吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                嗯哼
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间露出了自己的源芯手镯!
                
            
            
            
                    
                天线宝宝们哪里不知道什么意思纷纷前来上供,把自己的星源点全都划给江南!
                
            
            
            
                    
                胖不啦叽捂脸,终日打雁,如今却叫雁啄了眼么
                
            
            
            
                    
                没想到当星盗也会被打劫啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一旁的奥莉维娅也不敢说话!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这变态天使是在打劫星盗么就离谱!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南撇嘴:(¬¬)就这就这光这点还不够我塞牙缝的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                胖不啦叽:( ̄  )那您…您牙缝子还挺大的…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:
                
            
            
            
                    
                随即小手一伸,胖不啦叽头顶当即鲜血狂窜,天线都让江南给薅下来了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                疼的他原地直蹦!
                
            
            
            
                    
                唔西吧唧连忙道:天使大人!别!别动手!我们还有!我们老巢还有不少攒下来的宝贝!
                
            
            
            
                    
                您…您要是觉得还不够的话,乱星海这一带我们很熟,各大星盗团伙的老巢我们都一清二楚!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一个个都是上了通缉榜的江洋大盗!赏金极其诱人,且多年抢劫,手上堆积了大量的财富!
                
            
            
            
                    
                凭您的本事,收拾他们简直不要太轻松,这就是捡钱的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南猛的一怔,两只眼睛变得比灯泡还亮!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()哦豁捡钱快与我细细说来!