仙逆TXT > 都市小说 > 开局地摊卖大力弈青锋 > 第1822章 rap歌手!MC大白鹅?

            
                    
                
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                众兽的目光都集中在了九尾狐上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见九尾狐道:谁说咱们只能坐以待毙了那些玻色体都想要咱们的肿瘤了,还跟他们客气什么
                
            
            
            
                    
                若是真来扣老大的肿瘤,那咱们就…
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间竖起爪子,朝着自己的脖颈轻轻一划!
                
            
            
            
                    
                曳虚龙鳅当即就炸了鳞,一脸惊惧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                =(﹏ )我的兽祖,你疯了么你想要倒反天罡是咋的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                先不说咱们能不能对付的了玻色体,他们的强大你根本就不知道!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哪怕我有绝活傍身,他们想要我的命,依旧是轻而易举,玻色体的手段不是你们能想象到的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                翱天鹦鹉急道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°°〃)那也不能坐在这里等死啊得做点什么才行!
                
            
            
            
                    
                九尾狐眸光闪烁:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()老大!刚刚的战斗中,那小粉毛不是说她的麻袋连玻色体都能抓的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                我看她不像是在说谎的样子,要是咱能把那麻袋弄到手的话,说不定还有机会!
                
            
            
            
                    
                龙鳅猛的来了精神:这倒是个办法来的,那个秃瓢女还在窜!
                
            
            
            
                    
                那些人类必然不会抛下她不管,下次再撞见他们定要好好收拾一番才行!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑狼樱嘴角直抽,我是小粉毛
                
            
            
            
                    
                话说你们当着我们的面儿大声密谋真的好么
                
            
            
            
                    
                我就站在你面前,你看我几分像从前
                
            
            
            
                    
                打死千本樱也没想到,自己会在龙巢大本营里,跟坏兽们一起开会啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江白鹅则是拄着下巴一脸沉思。
                
            
            
            
                    
                显然,曳虚龙鳅他们已经不甘心被圈养了,有了起义的心思!
                
            
            
            
                    
                可却畏惧于圣星玻色体的力量,实话讲,江南是想要收服这群坏兽为己用的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这也是为啥江南没扣大白鹅跟黑狼灵珠的原因!
                
            
            
            
                    
                如今人类势弱,任何能借用的力量都要用上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这群虚空海里的坏兽个个星耀,还是难缠的空间系,用来对抗圣星绝对是一股不容忽视的力量!
                
            
            
            
                    
                但自己还必须拿到曲速泡,收服肯定是要收服,但没那么容易!
                
            
            
            
                    
                毕竟相比于玻色体,龙鳅他们更不信任人类!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南正想着呢,就见金毛猩脸上泛起猥琐的表情:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ‵先别想这个了,开心也是一天,愁闷也是一天,为啥非得闷闷不乐的
                
            
            
            
                    
                骚狐狸,给老大搞点乐子出来,也让俺们兄弟过过眼瘾!
                
            
            
            
                    
                九尾狐眉眼含羞:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()欸~就不了吧,刚刚打了一场,还蛮累的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                可龙鳅却来了劲头子,拄着下巴挑了挑眉:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()整一个吧,让弟兄们也乐呵乐呵~
                
            
            
            
                    
                江白鹅满眼好奇,这又是要出什么幺蛾子
                
            
            
            
                    
                九尾狐羞涩道:(︶︶)那…那好吧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                金毛猩高兴坏了,呀吼一声,连忙去一旁掰了一根狭长的紫水晶柱过来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                咔的一下杵在了水晶桌面上,众坏兽围了一圈,开始不住的起哄!
                
            
            
            
                    
                在众兽期待的目光下,九尾狐迈着优雅的狐步跳上了台面!
                
            
            
            
                    
                毛茸茸的九条尾巴像是公主裙一样,竟然直接人立起来,两只前爪抓住了那紫水晶柱!
                
            
            
            
                    
                睫毛弯弯,眉眼魅惑!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (   )伴奏呢
                
            
            
            
                    
                金毛猩高呼:来啦!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间盘坐在地,挺胸抬头,两拳紧握,开始有节奏的敲起自己的胸膛来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                沉闷的鼓点声回荡山洞!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江白鹅:嘎~
                
            
            
            
                    
                这金毛猩还有鼓手血脉来的不愧是悄眯眯的专业选手啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                与此同时,青空螳螂两刀开始不断地对砍,发出阵阵金属颤音伴奏!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而一旁的翱天鹦鹉张嘴就唱上了:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°°〃)亲爱的你呀~来跳个舞吧~
                
            
            
            
                    
                向快乐出发,反正别停下!
                
            
            
            
                    
                美妙的歌声回荡溶洞,江白鹅跟黑狼樱直接就懵批了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                =( )
                
            
            
            
                    
                卧槽哇,这鹦鹉从哪儿学的
                
            
            
            
                    
                唱歌唱的这么好听的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                几只坏兽在一起直接形成了一个小乐队啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这群真的是灵兽你们娱乐项目要不要这么丰富啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                一定是皮套了吧拉锁呢里边绝批装着人的啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而唱着唱着,众坏兽的目光就集中在了江南两人的身上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                鹦鹉:(〃)谁都别说话~让脚步踢踏~
                
            
            
            
                    
                还挑了挑眉!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑狼樱额头暴汗,这是让我也来一个的意思我…我也不会啊我
                
            
            
            
                    
                当时她就僵住了,众坏兽的眼神开始变得不对劲起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南急了,再不整出点绝活,可就暴露了啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是一个起身,一把薅住黑狼樱的狼胡子,胡子被拉的紧绷起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑狼樱:!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (﹏)咿呀!
                
            
            
            
                    
                还不等其挣扎,就见江白鹅展开翅膀,对着那三根胡子就弹了起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                轻快的吉他声顿时传来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱都懵了,这都行什么临场反应速度啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南还会弹吉他的这么多才多艺的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                话说不要用人家的胡子当做琴弦,很疼的啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这还没完,一边弹吉他的同时,江白鹅还跳起了踢踏舞!
                
            
            
            
                    
                两只大鹅掌不时的拍地,发出啪啪的脆响声,直接跟鼓点融合到了一起!
                
            
            
            
                    
                米拉:(′ж)噗~
                
            
            
            
                    
                岚:(>  <)呀哈哈哈,江南哥哥好会啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                笑的再大声也不怕,龙鳅他们根本听不到!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南也是被逼急了,不是让脚步踢踏么那就踢踏起来吧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                老子江白鹅一身绝活啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                青空螳螂顿时吹了个口哨:哈哈哈,鹅哥狼姐牛啊这绝活我之前怎么没见过
                
            
            
            
                    
                江白鹅额头暴汗:
                
            
            
            
                    
                乛乛新…新练的,够赞吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                翱天鹦鹉一脸满意,接着唱道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                趁天还没亮尽情狂欢吧~
                
            
            
            
                    
                Are you ready to dance~
                
            
            
            
                    
                说完翅膀一指九尾狐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南已经疯了,这鹦鹉专业干翻译的吧还会英语呢啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见九尾狐可爱的眨了眨大眼睛,满脸魅惑,尾巴摇摆之间,直接就抓着那水晶柱跳起舞来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                在水晶柱周遭辗转腾挪,将完美的身材展现的淋漓尽致!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江白鹅瞪大了眼睛,鼻血狂喷而出!
                
            
            
            
                    
                怪不得坏兽们管九尾狐叫骚狐狸,神特喵跳舞啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                是这种舞的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                你们到底是怎么研究出来的啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                人家是钢管舞,你这个是晶柱舞可还行
                
            
            
            
                    
                不知道是不是单身久了,看一只狐狸都觉得眉清目秀起来了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而王刚已经在捂脸了,这群灵兽闲着没事不是钓鱼就是回到山洞里蹦迪么
                
            
            
            
                    
                这日子过的也太仙儿了吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                造孽啊这!
                
            
            
            
                    
                曳虚龙鳅乐坏了,不住的拍着两只鱼鳍鼓胀!
                
            
            
            
                    
                棒棒棒!还有没有更精彩的这不够劲儿!
                
            
            
            
                    
                青空螳螂当即道:狼姐,别客气,上啊你专业的,用来伴奏着实可惜了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就是就是!狼姐上!狼姐上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑狼樱:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (﹏。)不不不!还是她跳好了,我…我不会的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                金毛猩不干了:净瞎说,平日里你都抢着上的,今天怎么一反常态了
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑狼樱额头暴汗,为啥因为我是假的啊靠!真正的狼姐在麻袋里躺着呢啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                早知道就演大白鹅了,没说过还要上去跳舞的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南急了,一鹅掌踹在千本樱的后丘上:赶紧去啊!别害羞嘛~
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑狼樱朝着江白鹅一阵呲牙,见他笑的都看到嗓子眼的小舌头了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你绝批故意的啊你,臭江南你给我等着!
                
            
            
            
                    
                都被逼到这份儿上了,也只能硬着头皮上了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见黑狼樱黑着脸跳到了台上,伴奏顿时一变,变得热烈且激情!
                
            
            
            
                    
                翱天鹦鹉:(〃)让我们一起摇摆,一起摇摆哎~
                
            
            
            
                    
                忘记所有烦恼的~一起摇摆!
                
            
            
            
                    
                没办法的黑狼樱只能跟着鼓点一起摇摆起来,狼头狂点,四条腿支撑着身子有节奏的上下起伏!
                
            
            
            
                    
                直接在台面上开始蹦迪了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江白鹅笑的疯狂锤地,黑狼樱还真是多才多艺,这一定就是野狼迪斯科了吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                看着蹦迪的黑狼樱,让江南想起来了那只跟着节奏摇摆的土狗GIF啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                嘎嘎嘎嘎~
                
            
            
            
                    
                笑声堪比唐老鸭!
                
            
            
            
                    
                曳虚龙鳅:
                
            
            
            
                    
                大白鹅的叫声是这种的么怎么总感觉哪里不对劲
                
            
            
            
                    
                翱天鹦鹉笑道:鹅哥今天这么有兴致,你也上去好了啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                毕竟你平常最骚了,还吟诗的,让去rap两句!
                
            
            
            
                    
                给老大助助兴如何
                
            
            
            
                    
                一时间,江白鹅脸上的笑容陡然僵住,冷汗从脸颊上滑落!
                
            
            
            
                    
                
                
            
            
            
                    
                而黑狼樱却直接抓住机会,让你笑话我
                
            
            
            
                    
                这次轮到你了吧这就是传说中的乐极生悲啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是连忙道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()来!让我们有请MC大白鹅,闪亮登场!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江白鹅磨牙,拉兜樱,你莱莱个腿儿,别拉我下水啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而众坏兽却开始起哄了,江白鹅神色一狠,是你们逼我的啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                那就不要怪我了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江白鹅随手掰下一根水晶柱当做麦克风,扑棱着翅膀就落到了黑狼樱的头顶!
                
            
            
            
                    
                翅膀抓着麦克风,另一只翅膀指着曳虚龙鳅!
                
            
            
            
                    
                Are you ready 
                
            
            
            
                    
                曳虚龙鳅不住点头,伴奏再变,愈发炸裂起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江白鹅扁嘴一张,当场rap起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ˉˉ鹅哥我绝活全都会~金嗓一开都得给跪!
                
            
            
            
                    
                技惊四座帅倒狐妹~一帮渣渣根本不配!
                
            
            
            
                    
                药药~切克闹欸~
                
            
            
            
                    
                一时间,溶洞中气氛炸裂,众坏兽哈哈大笑,纷纷给江白鹅喝倒彩!
                
            
            
            
                    
                但凡是跳着晶柱舞的九尾狐给江白鹅抛了个媚眼,一脸羞涩!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑狼樱:~( 3 )噗哇~
                
            
            
            
                    
                你是真的会,这直接就即兴rap起来了
                
            
            
            
                    
                而且还是用鹅语这世界上到底还有什么东西能难得倒你啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江白鹅仿佛来了兴致一样,疯狂rap!
                
            
            
            
                    
                虚空海中谁最高贵~当属老大帅气加倍!
                
            
            
            
                    
                曲速泡他干跑人类!有谁不服直接窜碎!
                
            
            
            
                    
                曳虚龙鳅都乐屁了,啪啪鼓掌:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (⌒ ⌒)哈哈哈,还得是大白鹅啊,好好好!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江白鹅咧嘴一笑:
                
            
            
            
                    
                无敌龙鳅长命百岁~咱们老大最有智慧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                我说龙鳅你们说对!
                
            
            
            
                    
                龙鳅龙鳅
                
            
            
            
                    
                rap间,话筒直接对准了青空螳螂们,全场的气氛已经被彻底带起来了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                全体坏兽锤胸怒吼:对对对!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江白鹅一个华丽的转身,转向曳虚龙鳅!
                
            
            
            
                    
                我说龙鳅你说对!
                
            
            
            
                    
                曳虚龙鳅
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见曳虚龙鳅兴奋的脸通红,不住的点头:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()啊对对对!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江白鹅:
                
            
            
            
                    
                成了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黑狼樱正沉浸在江白鹅的激情rap中无法自拔,可猛的一怔!
                
            
            
            
                    
                嗯江南叫龙鳅的名字了
                
            
            
            
                    
                而且…它好像还答应了
                
            
            
            
                    
                卧槽这都行