仙逆TXT > 都市小说 > 开局地摊卖大力弈青锋 > 第1814章 对!前门楼子!啥?胯部轴子?

            
                    
                
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                看着王刚用舌头把俯卧撑做出了幻影!
                
            
            
            
                    
                原本平滑的舌头上肌肉都棱角分明,江南头皮发麻!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你这还真是不放过丝毫身上的每一寸肌肉啊你
                
            
            
            
                    
                眼看着自己被王刚秀到,江南哪里肯干
                
            
            
            
                    
                (益)咱俩这么练属实是没有激情,不如顺势磨炼下格斗技巧如何
                
            
            
            
                    
                王刚一听当时就来了劲头子,能跟南神一起练习格斗技
                
            
            
            
                    
                我做梦都想的好么
                
            
            
            
                    
                (┏┓)欧壳!
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是舌头一用力,直接把自己的身体弹了起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南也是不客气,直接冲上去跟王刚赤身肉搏!
                
            
            
            
                    
                拳头的撞击声,沉闷的爆响不绝于耳!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南惊讶的发现,王刚的格斗技同样不赖,而且同样修炼有灵肌玉骨!
                
            
            
            
                    
                当初江南可是把自己的灵术全都放进教科书里的,显然王刚也没落下灵术的修行!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不过跟江南的格斗技比,还是差了不不少!
                
            
            
            
                    
                汗水在泼洒,肌肉在跳动!
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱瞪大了眼睛:
                
            
            
            
                    
                _(﹃ ∠)_啊~超嘛布西~
                
            
            
            
                    
                而米拉跟岚却在一旁目不转睛的盯着,这…这也没有我们想看的画面啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                另一边,华夏银城战场,夏瑶她们刚跟着大部队完成了对于银城的灵兽清理!
                
            
            
            
                    
                并且清理了附近所有的灵墟,已经有工兵班的依靠长城建设城市堡垒了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                浑身香汗的夏瑶终于得了闲,擦了擦脸上的血点子。
                
            
            
            
                    
                长舒了一口气,于是左右看了看,偷偷的闪身到一块石头后面!
                
            
            
            
                    
                使用七彩蜗牛壳吊坠直接打给了岚跟米拉!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (o  )
                
            
            
            
                    
                小南怎么样有木有被小粉毛占便宜拿下收到请回复!欧沃~
                
            
            
            
                    
                正在门口光明正大偷看的米拉跟岚,看着闪烁的七彩蜗牛壳,顿时眼睛大亮!
                
            
            
            
                    
                瑶瑶姐传来消息了
                
            
            
            
                    
                目光不禁落向训练室!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南此刻骑在王刚的脖颈上,重骨全开,哈哈大笑!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (益)你还行不行不行就别逞能!
                
            
            
            
                    
                王刚扛着江南疯狂蹲起,怒吼着:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (◣┏д┓◢)南人不能说不行,看我连续一万次不停!嘿哈嘿哈~
                
            
            
            
                    
                夏瑶隐隐听到传回来的声音,满脸迷惑!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( ~ )什么鬼
                
            
            
            
                    
                就见岚满脸犹豫:
                
            
            
            
                    
                门|~)这也没出什么事,不好跟瑶瑶姐报告的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                米拉神色严肃:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (~|门别忘了,咱俩可是收了贿赂的,要是不报告点什么,岂不是让瑶瑶姐以为咱们两个拿了棒棒糖不办事
                
            
            
            
                    
                下次可能就没这么多棒棒糖了,多少说一说,报告下情况!
                
            
            
            
                    
                岚猛的一惊,以后可能没糖吃了这哪里能行
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是连忙对着蜗牛壳报告起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                门|)江南哥哥正在跟王刚叔叔打架,打的可激烈了!欧沃~
                
            
            
            
                    
                米拉:(|门啊对对对~江南哥在王刚叔的上面!
                
            
            
            
                    
                夏瑶当场就懵了,晴天一个大雷劈在了她的脑瓜银子上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( 3 )噗哇~
                
            
            
            
                    
                这这这…
                
            
            
            
                    
                她的脑海里顿时脑补出一副画面,差点没直接死机!
                
            
            
            
                    
                喂喂喂!你都在给小孩子看些什么东西啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一幕真的是米拉跟岚能看的
                
            
            
            
                    
                小南果然出大问题了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                之前是跟霸气无双的武神机,如今又跟肌肉猛男王刚
                
            
            
            
                    
                小南这究竟是遭受了什么打击,癖好变的也太快了一点吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                怪不得非要带王刚去,原来是打着这个主意的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                原本自己还担心被小粉毛给拐跑了,结果打死她都没想到,王刚才是那个最大的竞争者么
                
            
            
            
                    
                (﹏)快快快!你俩别看了,这一幕不是你俩能看的哇!
                
            
            
            
                    
                岚歪头:( ~ )为啥不能看我感觉是可以从中学习到知识的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                夏瑶:(|||3)噗~
                
            
            
            
                    
                你俩学错了啊你,这知识不对,学会了也用不上的啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                米拉:( )哦豁换班了!现在位置调换了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                夏瑶瞪大了眼睛,背靠着石头无力的滑倒在地!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (ˇˇ)
                
            
            
            
                    
                天…天呐噜!
                
            
            
            
                    
                位置调换了我滴妈!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这咋…
                
            
            
            
                    
                啊~我的脑袋哇,不要再脑补了,回不来了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                夏瑶急道:(*﹏)那小粉毛呢她干什么去了她白给的啊怎么还能让王刚给抢了去
                
            
            
            
                    
                岚挠头:( ~)千本樱么她在一边看着呢啊都流口水了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                夏瑶:我裂开!
                
            
            
            
                    
                她竟然在一旁看着还流口水千本樱的灵魂也是腐烂的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                两情若是长久时,又岂在公公母母
                
            
            
            
                    
                急的夏瑶连忙给千本樱打了蜗牛通讯!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( 口)喂喂喂你在干嘛啊你怎么能看着小南跟王刚在一起
                
            
            
            
                    
                竞争力呢进取心呢那俩橙子白长的是么去给我把小南给抢回来听到没
                
            
            
            
                    
                不能让小南在这条不归路上越走越远呐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱:(·)
                
            
            
            
                    
                是夏瑶她都在说些什么鬼东西让我把江南抢过来
                
            
            
            
                    
                转眼就见江南扛着王刚疯狂蹲起,不禁额头暴汗!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (¬﹏¬)不不不~哒咩~我扛不住的啊我!
                
            
            
            
                    
                夏瑶瞪眼:相信自己,你扛得住!别给咱们女孩子丢脸!
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱咽了口唾沫,不知道为啥,怎么突然就燃起来了的
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°~°〃)那…那我努力
                
            
            
            
                    
                夏瑶还要再叮嘱两句,可那边钟映雪已经在叫了,马上又要开始下一波行动了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                夏瑶只能一路小跑的冲了过去,满脸忧心!
                
            
            
            
                    
                小粉毛加油啊你,一定要把小南给掰回来啊,被千本樱得逞,也比被王刚横刀夺爱强啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                果然,适当增肌吸引异性,过度增肌吸引同性呐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                她们根本不知道,一边聊的是前门楼子,一边聊的是胯部轴子,就根本没在一条线上过啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南这边训练的正嗨,就连武神机也忍不住跑进了训练室里凑热闹的做起了蹲起!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (益)你来练个屁啊你能把自己的机动装置力气练大,能把输出功率练升上去是咋的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                只会增加机械磨损,过度消耗动力炉能源,去去去,一边儿去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这果然是个人工智障来的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                爱酱歪头:( ~ )不是,我就是来通报主人一下,检测到次元生物靠近,是否开启能量炮防御
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南一听,当时就把王刚丢一边不练了,眼睛锃亮!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (﹃)哪儿呢哪儿呢别给吓跑了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间火急火燎的朝着驾驶室跑去,等到众人赶过去的时候,就见江南一个瞬移已经消失不见了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                王刚愕然:南神干啥去了
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱满眼惊骇:
                
            
            
            
                    
                &34;(o 口 o*)这…这货直接瞬移进次元夹缝里了
                
            
            
            
                    
                国服第一莽子说的就是你吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                怎么听说有次元生物,就跟见了金山银山似的
                
            
            
            
                    
                不多时,隐约间见到无边的黑暗中有血红色的光芒亮起,超大的裂空锯刃接连衍生而出!
                
            
            
            
                    
                如山峰一般大小的巨石朝着这边砸击过来,狠狠的轰在能量护罩上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                整艘穿越梭都跟着震动起来,众人的心都跟着提到了嗓子眼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                屁大会儿功夫过去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南一个标记瞬移,突兀的出现在了王刚身边!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一身天橙宝钢甲上尽染鲜红,脸上也被溅了不少的血点子!
                
            
            
            
                    
                怀里抱着三十几颗大小不一的次元灵珠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                满眼嫌弃:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (乛益乛)啧~还以为撞见什么宝了,空间黑翼,空间挤压,空间旋转呕~这什么烂技能
                
            
            
            
                    
                岚有没有你相中的
                
            
            
            
                    
                岚挠着头:没有很适合我的欸
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱一脸快要疯掉的表情,我特喵一个都混不到!
                
            
            
            
                    
                结果你屁大会儿功夫,就搞来这么多
                
            
            
            
                    
                还嫌弃到呕吐根本不想要
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见千本樱一个瞬移冲到江南跟前,一把搂住他的手臂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()我给你打工,你把你不想要的次元珠给我好不好
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南无语:(_ )不是吧这破烂玩意你有啥可要的
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱急道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()这哪里是破烂这是宝贝来的啊求求惹~
                
            
            
            
                    
                见千本樱都撒上娇了,没办法的江南只能道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (︶~︶)行吧行吧,那你给我打工,一个月给你10颗灵珠咋样
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ∑( ̄□ ̄;)啥才十颗你这么一会儿就搞来三十几颗欸~再说我是星耀级的大高手,打工费哪里有这么便宜
                
            
            
            
                    
                不行不行!至少再加个零!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南张大了嘴巴:
                
            
            
            
                    
                Σ(っ °Д °;)っ真的加个零就行了
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱甜甜一笑,不住的点头!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()江老板最好了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南挠头:像是你这么奇怪的要求我还是第一次见,那就满足你的愿望,加个零好了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                10个月给你10颗,呐~这是三年份的工资,收好了嗷!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说着把怀里的次元珠都塞进了千本樱的怀里,自顾自的朝着训练室走去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱:=(_ )
                
            
            
            
                    
                我就这么把自己卖了三年
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自千本樱的怨气值+777!]
                
            
            
            
                    
                喂喂喂!谁说要在前面加零了,要加在后面的啊!刚刚的不算!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你回来!