仙逆TXT > 都市小说 > 开局地摊卖大力弈青锋 > 第1674章 凭空想象!凭空捏造!(加更)

            
                    
                
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                这势大力沉的一拳不知道给霍普锤出去多远!
                
            
            
            
                    
                面门都给锤瘪瘪了,脸上留下了一道清晰的拳印!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°°)
                
            
            
            
                    
                此刻的霍普直想骂娘!
                
            
            
            
                    
                老婆被睡,小弟被砍,半身不遂,还踏马被所罗门一拳爆头!
                
            
            
            
                    
                老子今年这么大的坎儿么
                
            
            
            
                    
                不禁怒骂:所罗门!你活腻歪了啊打我作甚
                
            
            
            
                    
                所罗门嘴角一抽,虽然锤错了,但气势上绝对不能弱了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不然岂不是显得自己很没面子
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是一脸嚣张道:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( ̄Д ̄)怎么你有意见我想锤谁就锤谁!
                
                    
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南毁了我的营盘,我跟他的恩怨,跟你荒河会有什么关系
                
            
            
            
                    
                先给我往后稍一稍,拳脚无眼,失手把你们的人打死就不好了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而霍普却锤地狂怒:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()你说什么让我往后稍一稍
                
            
            
            
                    
                你很急么老子踏马正在报夺妻之仇,你有我急
                
            
            
            
                    
                凡事都讲究个先来后到,你要找场子,老子后面排着去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                稍微有点实力就不知道自己是谁了么信不信老子连你暴徒组织一起干啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                所罗门嗤笑一声:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (¬д¬)说的倒是挺吓人!但你丫的跪在地上说一点威胁性都没有啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                敢不敢站起来说话
                
            
            
            
                    
                霍普:!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (′)σ 哎呀我就~%…; *’!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而就在这时,只见江南站了出来,大手一压!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (︶~︶*)两位!稍安勿躁,且听我说上两句!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间江南的目光落在了所罗门的身上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                如果我没猜错的话,你来找我的茬,是因为营盘被毁吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                所罗门心中冷笑,可还是眯眼道:是又如何敢毁我营盘,当真不知道这是谁的地盘么
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南摊手:╮( ~ )╭那我想你找错人了!你的营盘是霍普轰碎的!跟我江南有什么关系
                
            
            
            
                    
                所罗门脸上的笑容僵住,霍普的脸也黑了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                别不承认嗷!这么多双眼睛都看着呢,被你两拳轰碎的嗷,可不是我动的手!
                
            
            
            
                    
                要报仇你找霍普去啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自暴徒的怨气值+777!]
                
            
            
            
                    
                老子是单纯为了一个破营盘来的么只是一个理由而已!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你丫的…
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而霍普却瞪眼:老子轰碎营地,还不是因为你睡了我老婆我…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南耸肩:( ′`)都说了!你老婆不是我睡的,跟我江无辜有什么关系
                
            
            
            
                    
                找睡你老婆的人去啊你打我干啥
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自霍普的怨气值+1001!]
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自…]
                
            
            
            
                    
                合着跟你一点关系都没有,你倒是把自己摘的挺干净啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南咧嘴一笑:
                
            
            
            
                    
                (  .  )行行行!我知道你们两个心里都气!但这找我报仇不也得讲究个先后顺序
                
            
            
            
                    
                要不你两家先掐一下,分个大小王出来,赢的那个就会获得找我江南报仇的资格!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这样才公平的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                刘莽眼角直抽,这就是传说中的敌多不压身么
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自霍普的怨气值+1001!]
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自暴徒…]
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人都是额头青筋暴起!
                
            
            
            
                    
                神特喵我俩先干一下子啊,那岂不是便宜你了
                
            
            
            
                    
                想要鹬蚌相争,渔翁得利想得美啊你!
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人对视一眼,不禁神色一狠,还分什么你我一起上去干他啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻,所罗门身子前倾,显然是准备要对江南动手了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                可江南却完全不惧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                虽然这所罗门速度很快,但并不代表自己就完全没有机会了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                还不等所罗门发动攻击,只见江南一个瞬移,猛的来到了他身侧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                掏出一只小火罐,狠狠的朝他身上按去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (口)必杀技!疑难杂症之帕金森综合症啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                看到小火罐的一瞬间,所罗门直接就炸了毛!
                
            
            
            
                    
                靠!他怎么不认识这玩意
                
            
            
            
                    
                当初蜃就是被这东西给拔死的啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                要是自己也被这玩意拔一下,说不定也会被从宿主身体中抽离出去,然后被封印在罐里的啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                看到小火罐的所罗门像是看到了恶魔一样!
                
            
            
            
                    
                猛的朝着一侧闪身而去,江南扑了个空!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哪怕用空间虫洞,都没能把罐儿扣在所罗门的身上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见所罗门大手直接对准了江南!
                
            
            
            
                    
                剑雨!
                
            
            
            
                    
                刹那间,所罗门的手臂顿时化为金属色泽!
                
            
            
            
                    
                上万道利刃衍生而出,划破空气朝着江南猛扎!
                
            
            
            
                    
                置换!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一瞬间江南就出现在了霍普的位置上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                霍普又被拉去抗伤害!
                
            
            
            
                    
                剑雨疯狂攒射,腿不好使的霍普还跑不了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只能瘫在地上,用胳膊护住脑袋!
                
            
            
            
                    
                转眼就被剑雨扎成了豪猪,跟个血葫芦似的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (益)啊啊啊!又来!为啥!为啥啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自霍普的怨气值+1007!]
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南则是一阵咂嘴!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这所罗门警觉性这么强不好坑啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                他咋知道小火罐厉害的
                
            
            
            
                    
                刚刚给霍普冲病的时候,他在旁边看到了
                
            
            
            
                    
                这厮是金系异能,敏捷还点满了,有点不好对付啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而所罗门也是一脸忌惮的看着小火罐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                吃一堑,长一智,蜃被坑了自己绝对不能被坑!
                
            
            
            
                    
                空间系这么滑溜,有点不好逮啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人相互忌惮,唯有霍普在拔剑!
                
            
            
            
                    
                正当江南想着究竟要怎么才能把罐扣所罗门身上的时候!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就见天穹之上一道极烈的金色光辉狂坠而下!
                
            
            
            
                    
                虚空中隐隐有吟唱声传来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                -`╰(︶~︶)╯′-
                
            
            
            
                    
                神说要有光!于是便有了光!
                
            
            
            
                    
                光孕众生,万物伊始,而我奥丁!便是唯一的光!
                
            
            
            
                    
                是为光明之主!
                
            
            
            
                    
                轰!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一声炸响,在场的所有人都差点被光芒晃瞎了眼睛!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见那道金光狠狠地炸在场中,江南甚至忍不住微眯起了双眼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                但却满眼的惊喜:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()卧槽小老弟你咋来了
                
            
            
            
                    
                消息要不要这么灵通啊你
                
            
            
            
                    
                我这才刚到山城多久,你就追过来了
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻,雀斑薇瞪大了眼睛,心都跟着提到了嗓子眼儿!
                
            
            
            
                    
                该死的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥丁怎么就过来了这跟计划中的也不一样啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这才哪儿到哪儿
                
            
            
            
                    
                完了完了!这下真的玩儿大了,没法收场了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                人类唯一的超凡境!谁能干的过他啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见光芒散尽,奥丁一身金色的长袍!
                
            
            
            
                    
                手持太阳权杖,脑后三圈日轮,一头金色长发随风飘扬!
                
            
            
            
                    
                环视全场,眼中满是冷冽!
                
            
            
            
                    
                -`( ̄ д  ̄)′-敢对我好大哥出手你们好大的狗胆!不知道江南是我罩着的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                想动他!问过我没有你们是想被光灼死么
                
            
            
            
                    
                奥丁出现的一瞬间,就连山猫跟钟映雪他们都诧异的看向江南!
                
            
            
            
                    
                &34;(o ~ o*)
                
            
            
            
                    
                小南什么时候召唤奥丁过来的
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻面对奥丁,霍普彻底怂了,甚至连出手的勇气都没了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                至于所罗门脸都吓白了,额头疯狂冒冷汗!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这破星级人类的连发超新星究竟有多恐怖他至今记忆犹新的啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不禁一把冲到了斯坦跟多芬的跟前,抬手就是一阵暴揍!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°益°)踏马的!不是说调查过!江南他们最高就星耀,没有奥丁在的么
                
            
            
            
                    
                你怎么调查的这什么眼瞎了么你逗大哥玩儿是吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                斯坦跟多芬都被揍完犊子了,一副快要哭出来的表情!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()口()查…查了!真没有啊!鬼知道他怎么出现的我…
                
            
            
            
                    
                气急败坏的所罗门直接给他俩打死了,这才消了气!
                
            
            
            
                    
                心中已经生出退意,奥丁在场,自己还怎么发挥啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                而见小老弟过来,江南顿时硬气起来,不禁满脸笑意!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不都说了不用跟着大哥么小场面我还应付的来!你还是随时准备应对其余道天的召唤比较好!
                
            
            
            
                    
                欸你这太阳法杖哪里搞的还蛮帅气的,有内味儿了嗷!
                
            
            
            
                    
                话说这才多久没见你这头发怎么长这么长了是用了什么生发剂…
                
            
            
            
                    
                话还没说完,只见江南的表情直接僵住!
                
            
            
            
                    
                =( )
                
            
            
            
                    
                上次见到的时候,奥丁分明是寸头的,因为在月球上喝了不少大力,还没长出来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而这次的却是飘逸的金色长发
                
            
            
            
                    
                这不对吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南的目光在人群中一扫,就看到了趴在角落里的刘莽,黑的跟个鬼一样!
                
            
            
            
                    
                黢黑的脸朝着江南强挤出一丝笑容,都快哭了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (●)…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南嘴角一抽,好家伙!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你丫的是真会啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                这个奥丁是幻象刘莽凭借自己的想象力创造出来的
                
            
            
            
                    
                还真是凭空想象,凭空捏造!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你这想象力也太丰富了一点吧给自己想象出来个靠山出来可还行
                
            
            
            
                    
                不愧是投影仪,能把自己老婆想象出来的存在啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                甚至都把江南给骗过去了,还以为小老弟真来了啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见奥丁咧嘴一笑:没用生发剂,我找了个理发店后接的!我还是觉得长发好看!
                
            
            
            
                    
                但这都不重要,重要的是这些人好大哥你看怎么办吧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                生死就你一句话!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间奥丁的身上光芒涌动,眼中也浮现出一抹杀意!
                
            
            
            
                    
                眼神在所罗门跟霍普的身上来回流转,威势十足!