仙逆TXT > 都市小说 > 开局地摊卖大力弈青锋 > 第1577章 眼托儿?

            
                    
                
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                怎么到了江南手里就变成了妙不可言的绝活了
                
            
            
            
                    
                达巴直接被江南这一手按的爽到飞起!
                
            
            
            
                    
                眼看身份信息都套的差不多了,已经没有什么剩余价值可以利用了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南也就不再耽搁,而是娇笑道:准备好了么接下来该进入正题了呦~
                
            
            
            
                    
                达巴咽了口唾沫:我本以为这手法就已经天下无敌了,没想到还有更刺激的呐
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南咯咯直笑:是啊~毕竟光采夺目我可是专业的!肯定包您上天就是了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                此刻的达巴已经饥渴难耐了,满眼兴奋:整!赶紧整!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南倒也不客气,直接从身后掏出两只小火罐,啪啪的两声就扣在了达巴的眼珠子上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                左旋拔除!
                
            
            
            
                    
                小火罐的超强吸力下,达巴直感觉自己全身的疲惫都被吸走了,爽到爆好么
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻,芙蕾雅跟武藏他们都疯了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                靠!他丫的真的在给独眼种的眼珠子拔罐啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这股来自东方的神秘力量算是让你给发扬光大了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                都给外星人拔上罐了,还往眼珠子上拔
                
            
            
            
                    
                刚给拔上,江南就心中一惊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                猴饼干的作用时间到,江南没法再维持独眼种的形象,外貌逐渐恢复成人类形态!
                
            
            
            
                    
                好在小火罐起到了效果,两罐下去虽然没把达巴的眼睛给拔出来,却给他拔瞎了…
                
            
            
            
                    
                没发现江南显露原型!
                
            
            
            
                    
                此刻的达巴不禁惊恐起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (O)你这爽是爽,可我怎么黑屏了我…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南冷笑:是么更爽的还在后面呢!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说着又是一罐拔下去,达巴的柚子眼直接被拔了出来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                没了本体的达巴躺在床上没了动静!
                
            
            
            
                    
                柚子眼+1!
                
            
            
            
                    
                宫崎额头暴汗:(¬﹏¬)还真是光采夺目!咱这应该是正宗的黑店吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                是不要钱!要命啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                真包上天啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                每做一次眼保健操,就会有一只独眼种失去眼睛!
                
            
            
            
                    
                没有买卖,就没有杀害
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南擦了擦额头的热汗:也还好了!至少是爽死的!这个达巴,谁要演
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱顿时举手,满脸兴奋!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (o)我我我!我要演!
                
            
            
            
                    
                见千本樱如此自告奋勇,江南也就让她去了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                给她吃了足量的小布丁,还有狗饼干,让她可以打破种族隔膜变化!
                
            
            
            
                    
                千本樱就兴高采烈的抱着失去本体的达巴去隔间里变身了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南连忙交代:变的像一点嗷,别露馅了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (︶.︶*)哎呀!放心好啦!必然一毛一样啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                之所以给千本樱吃狗饼干,主要是因为狗饼干的副作用不算大,几乎对日常生活没什么影响!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不像是龙,猴饼干什么的,副作用的威力都…
                
            
            
            
                    
                想到这里,江南猛的一个激灵,小脸儿微白!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()…
                
            
            
            
                    
                一股生物的本能不由自主的迸发而出,此刻江南的手奇痒无比,已经快要控制不住他至己!
                
            
            
            
                    
                眼神在张三宫崎武藏的身上来回徘徊,犹豫不决!
                
            
            
            
                    
                猴饼干的副作用可是偷桃啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                的确能看透小核桃的内心,无形中装了一波,但自己怎么忘了这茬啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不!我要克制!
                
            
            
            
                    
                我堂堂南神,世界最强钻,就连自己的本能都克制不了,还怎么维护世界和平!
                
            
            
            
                    
                钢牙紧咬的江南连忙吃了块虎饼干压压惊,额头上浮现了一个金色的王字!
                
            
            
            
                    
                威严顿起,连忙恢复成江老板娘的模样!
                
            
            
            
                    
                唯忍而已!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见这一刻,达巴樱满脸兴奋的从隔间里跑了出来,真达巴已经被她丢异度空间了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                连忙跑到江南跟前显摆起来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (o)*呐呐呐~看我变的像不像
                
            
            
            
                    
                我可是连丁点细节都没放过!完全按达巴变的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而江南却把头偏向一旁,表情极不自然!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()像!挺像的…
                
            
            
            
                    
                达巴樱皱眉:()你看都不看一眼没有你这么敷衍的啊!你就看一眼嘛!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说着跑到江南跟前转圈圈,还叉着腰晃来晃去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南脸憋的通红!
                
            
            
            
                    
                别在老子跟前晃悠,我真憋不住了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                是你逼我的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                忍无可忍,无需再忍!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻,江南罪恶的小手闪电般的探出,直奔达巴樱的要害掏去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                达巴樱还是一副得意脸!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (︶)我跟你们说嗷,独眼种们竟然也是…
                
            
            
            
                    
                话还没说完,只见千本樱的表情瞬间僵住!
                
            
            
            
                    
                机械式的低头看了眼自己!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南的手狠狠的掏在了自己的要害上,而这要害还是自己刚用小布丁变出来的…
                
            
            
            
                    
                此刻的江南一脸满足的小表情!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( )(|||)!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                朝掏桃!夕死足矣啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                得偿所愿了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻,张三三人都惊恐的后退了一步,面色煞白,抖成了筛糠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                六花捂脸:().(ヾ)芽儿~大胆!
                
            
            
            
                    
                芙蕾雅眼角直抽!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (⌒﹏⌒;)虽说怕变的不一样暴露身份,但也不用连这种细节都要亲手检查一下的吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                夜莺张大了嘴巴:∑(°口°)你…你cos的这么全面的么啥硬件都带啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见达巴樱张大了嘴巴,脸直接红成了大苹果,下一刻又变成了青色!
                
            
            
            
                    
                咿呀!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一声高八度的惊叫声响彻月空!整个人都趴在地上蜷缩成了一团!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( )撒手!撒手啊你!还掏!知道我是用什么变的么你就掏!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这就是你打招呼的方式么我咬死你啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                缩成一团的达巴樱张口就要咬江南的胳膊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不愧是吃了狗饼干的,现在就有临床表现了么
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是连忙缩手!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (¬)不…不好意思嗷!我得了一种不掏桃就会死病,啊哈~啊哈哈!
                
            
            
            
                    
                达巴樱疼的原地磕头直打滚儿,怨气值都刷飞了,满脸气愤的看着江南!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你得的都是些什么挨揍没人拉着的病
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一下,该不会给我掏坏了吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                我刚拥有就失去了么
                
            
            
            
                    
                可恶!我千本樱的一世英名,毁于一旦呐,就不该100%Cos的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南一个没忍住乐出了声,神特喵毁于一旦!
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自千本樱的怨气值+1000!]
                
            
            
            
                    
                你还笑,我给你拼了啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间一个弹跳从地上冲起,双手直奔着江南脖颈掐去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:吼哇~
                
            
            
            
                    
                强敌来袭一声吼!该要吼时就要吼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                吼出来的一瞬间,一股王霸之气扩散!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的江南仿佛世界之主,这方星空的王!
                
            
            
            
                    
                极致的威压冲击心神,前冲的千本樱双腿顿时一软!
                
            
            
            
                    
                吧嗒一声跪在江南跟前…
                
            
            
            
                    
                场中顿时宛如死一般的寂静,达巴樱双手保持着前掐的姿势,却跪在地上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                柚子一般的大眼中满是懵批!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南一个没忍住,抬手就戳了达巴樱的眼睛一下!
                
            
            
            
                    
                插眼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见达巴樱被江南直接戳的飙泪,眼睛血红,捂着眼睛在地上疯狂打滚!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()啊啊啊!我的眼睛!眼睛哇!
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自千本樱的怨气值+1001!]
                
            
            
            
                    
                [来自…]
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南满脸得意:哼哼!跟我斗能被我掏是你的荣幸!不然你这辈子都不会拥有这种体验!
                
            
            
            
                    
                还有你们!呃…
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南一回头,表情一僵!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见不光是达巴樱跪了,六花夜莺武藏宫崎他们在这狭小的屋子里足足跪了一圈儿…
                
            
            
            
                    
                一个个的脸都黑了,怨气值疯狂刷新!
                
            
            
            
                    
                张三眼角直抽:( )南神!您老轻易还是别开嗓了,波棱盖疼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                我跪跪也就算了!毕竟人家道天什么的,也是要面子的…
                
            
            
            
                    
                武藏钢牙紧咬:()′-益-`)我这辈子除了跪过我老婆,你是第一个啊你!
                
            
            
            
                    
                宫崎:
                
            
            
            
                    
                咋的你还挺骄傲
                
            
            
            
                    
                芙蕾雅跪在地上,完全不在乎面子什么的,自从被曝光以后,她就已经破罐子破摔了好么
                
            
            
            
                    
                ( .)都说女神膝下有黄金,所以我身上挂着的这些是不是就归我了
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:( )……
                
            
            
            
                    
                满脸气愤的千本樱爬起来还想报仇,可看江南一张嘴,顿时就怂了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                哼哼!等着啊你!本姑娘早晚掏回来啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南翻了个白眼:能让你得逞才怪了,赶紧出去,别忘了你的任务!
                
            
            
            
                    
                没好气的达巴樱颤颤巍巍的捂着要害出了店铺!
                
            
            
            
                    
                刚一出来,就见店铺外等着不少翘首以盼的独眼种,一个个都眼睛晶亮!
                
            
            
            
                    
                咋样啊兄弟老板娘的眼保健操带劲不值不值得一试啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                你咋这么快就出来了到底行不行啊你你捂着的地方…嘶~难不成
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见达巴樱哆哆嗦嗦的竖起大拇指!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你们说呢老板娘行!主要是我不行啊我!根本扛不住的好么
                
            
            
            
                    
                快!谁来扶我一下腿都软的站不住了,下一刻跪在地上都说不定的啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                独眼种们一听,当时眼睛就亮了,都这样了么都
                
            
            
            
                    
                这也太厉害了点吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                立马有独眼种好奇的凑过来问!
                
            
            
            
                    
                具体是啥样的眼保健操啊给我们说说呗分享下经验!
                
            
            
            
                    
                达巴樱一脸深沉:( )我只能跟你们说,分好几节!一节更比一节强!具体如何,还得要你们自己去体验!
                
            
            
            
                    
                反正这是我体验过的最奈斯的眼保健操了!这眼保健操一条街!光采夺目妙妙屋称第一,没人敢称第二!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的柚子级独眼种群情激奋,显然千本樱这个眼托没忘记自己打广告的职责!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而江老板娘则是适时的走了出来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                还有谁要试试么光采夺目的呦~
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()我我我!
                
            
            
            
                    
                也就是从这一天起,瞳城里多了一家眼保健操店,异军突起!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一跃成为整座瞳城中生意最为火爆的店铺!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而没人知道,一场悄无声息的阴谋也随着光采夺目妙妙屋的开业而悄悄展开了!