仙逆TXT > 都市小说 > 开局地摊卖大力弈青锋 > 第1549章 就是这么热血

            
                    
                
            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的江南彻底傻眼了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                罗曼尼康帝摆成的圆桌上全是各种外卖,山珍海味!
                
            
            
            
                    
                各种样式的啤酒瓶子垒成了墙,一股酒精夹杂着烧烤的味道扑面而来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                脏衣服堆积成山,背心短裤甩的到处都是!
                
            
            
            
                    
                甚至头顶吊灯上还挂着两条甩上去的白色丝袜啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南当时就石化在了原地,下意识的掏出手机,对着乱糟糟的房间里就是一个300连拍!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (口)っ[]咔嚓嚓~
                
            
            
            
                    
                闪光灯都快拍冒烟了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这不应该是芙蕾雅的房间么
                
            
            
            
                    
                怎么会乱成这个样子啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说是猪窝都特喵夸她了啊,这种房间真的能住人
                
            
            
            
                    
                要不是床头柜上还摆着芙蕾雅的自拍照,江南一度都怀疑自己换错人了的啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                眼前的一幕简直震惊江南100年!
                
            
            
            
                    
                妹想到啊妹想到!
                
            
            
            
                    
                芙蕾雅竟然是这样的邋遢女神!
                
            
            
            
                    
                人前温文尔雅,背地里酗酒邋遢
                
            
            
            
                    
                知人知面不知心呐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                看到芙蕾雅房间的那一刻,她完美的生命女神形象在江南的脑海里瞬间崩塌!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ∑(дlll)糟!我借她的小钱钱!
                
            
            
            
                    
                看着摆满地的康帝红酒,江南脸都黑了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这叫揭不开锅了特喵喝30万一瓶的红酒还点一桌子外卖
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻,江南突然想起借钱申请表上的理由!
                
            
            
            
                    
                神特喵多种谷物发酵产品的开发与应用啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你只是单纯的用来买酒喝了吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                老子这么精明的南人!竟被她骗去了灵魂
                
            
            
            
                    
                (益)芙蕾雅!你莱莱的!等我先搞定巴德尔的,要是不还我小钱钱,我跟你没完!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这窝棚江南是一秒钟也呆不下去了,转身就要走!
                
            
            
            
                    
                可转念一想,要是借她的钱自己要不回来了,那岂不是亏死
                
            
            
            
                    
                能捞回来点是点啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                于是把客厅里一大堆的红酒全收到了自己的异度空间里!
                
            
            
            
                    
                里面很有可能还夹着不少背心短裤袜子什么的,但此刻的江南根本管不了辣么多了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (  ̄   ̄)巴德尔,是你先搞我的,给我等着啊,我看你死不死!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的江南再次发动置换!
                
            
            
            
                    
                被拉去切成四段的芙蕾雅又重新回到了自己的房间里!
                
            
            
            
                    
                仍旧是一脸懵批!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (o  o)…
                
            
            
            
                    
                可下一瞬,看着眼前的红酒圆桌已经不翼而飞!
                
            
            
            
                    
                芙蕾雅直感觉一个大雷劈在了自己的天灵盖上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ∑(°口°)呀!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一声凄惨的哀嚎回荡房间,浑身血污的芙蕾雅跪在地上抱着脑袋俏脸惨白!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()完了完了!都被他给看到了,他全知道了,我完美无瑕的生命女神形象倒塌了哇!
                
            
            
            
                    
                他要是出去跟别人说,那我可怎么办呐,以后就再也借不到钱钱花了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见芙蕾雅满脸崩溃的在客厅里疯狂打滚!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()我愿意用库珀10年寿命换一次时间倒流哇!呜~我的酒!全被他给拿走了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这可是我最近一段时间的精神食粮呐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                滚了半天的芙蕾雅霍然起身,满脸坚定!
                
            
            
            
                    
                绝对绝对不能让江南把这件事情说出去的啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (`′o)我得看着他点,赶紧补救下才行,可恶!臭空间系最烦人了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                急慌慌的芙蕾雅连忙冲到衣服堆里,想要找一件干净裙子换上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                出门的话,还是要注重女神形象的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                呵~笑死~根本找不到干净裙子!
                
            
            
            
                    
                …
                
            
            
            
                    
                这边的芙蕾雅正在疯狂找衣服穿,而江南则是猛的回到了自己被切开的房间里!
                
            
            
            
                    
                两人的目光在空中交织碰撞,两人相视无言!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()━☆━(°益°)
                
            
            
            
                    
                巴德尔双眼浮现出一抹杀意!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江…
                
            
            
            
                    
                还不等巴德尔话说完,只见江南深深的吸了一口气,吸的胸膛鼓胀,腮帮隆起!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()
                
            
            
            
                    
                然后扯着嗓子,一声暴吼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (口)啊!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                好你个巴德尔!你竟然想要杀我!
                
            
            
            
                    
                比游轮汽笛还要巨大的叫喊声从江南的嘴里爆出!
                
            
            
            
                    
                附近建筑物的玻璃都给震碎了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南那超大的嗓门回荡在整座太阳群岛上空,异常明亮!
                
            
            
            
                    
                不知道把多少人从睡梦中吼醒,刚从楼下往下冲的叶镇国几人猛的捂住耳朵,一个激灵!
                
            
            
            
                    
                耳朵差点没给震聋了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                巴德尔:!!!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (益)老子杀你就杀你了,你吵吵啥别吵吵!给老子小点声!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间就要抬手放招!
                
            
            
            
                    
                可江南的动作甚至比巴德尔还快,竟然直接放出一个空间虫洞在前,抬拳就砸了过去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                巴德尔一脸警觉!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这是要摸老子,留下空间印记么
                
            
            
            
                    
                哼!老子还会上了你的鬼当
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见巴德尔的身子猛的消失在原地,朝左侧横移十米!
                
            
            
            
                    
                随即抬手就要放空间错位!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而江南根本没想摸巴德尔,空间虫洞的另一头直接开了自己的脸颊左侧!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见虫洞里江南自己的拳头探出来,狠狠的锤在了自己脸上!
                
            
            
            
                    
                っ()皿 )っ
                
            
            
            
                    
                强悍的力量爆发而出,把自己的脸都给锤变形了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                轰!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一声炸响,江南直接被这一拳从三楼锤到了一楼地下室里,炸出大坑,楼都给轰踏了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻,巴德尔满眼懵批的看着被自己锤飞的江南!
                
            
            
            
                    
                Σ( ° △ °|||)
                
            
            
            
                    
                他脑袋是不是瓦特了
                
            
            
            
                    
                还是空间虫洞开歪了还能锤自己脸上的
                
            
            
            
                    
                刚冲上楼的叶镇国几人就看到巴德尔站在空中!
                
            
            
            
                    
                而江南被锤飞,不禁满眼暴怒!
                
            
            
            
                    
                杨坚怒吼:(ˇ口ˇ)巴德尔!你好大的狗胆!我家崽崽你也敢打
                
            
            
            
                    
                当初灭天神组的时候没动你,真以为我们拿你没办法不成
                
            
            
            
                    
                叶镇国神色阴沉:(益)该死的!天花板空间系的全力一击南崽崽他挨了这一下,估计…
                
            
            
            
                    
                巴德尔:
                
            
            
            
                    
                ╮()╭我踏马根本没动手!是他自己把自己打飞出去的啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                杨坚瞪眼:(д)你放屁!我三只眼睛分明都看到…
                
            
            
            
                    
                话还没说完,只见满是灰尘的废墟里传来江南的惨叫以及怒吼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()口)啊啊啊~巴德尔,好强悍的力量,但我江南的身体素质也不是盖的!重骨无呼吸连打!
                
            
            
            
                    
                杨坚:(_ )额…
                
            
            
            
                    
                几人连忙朝着下方看去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                只见江南躺在坑里,竟直接开了两个虫洞,双拳宛如机关枪一样砸进去!
                
            
            
            
                    
                然后从自己的脸上面冒出来!
                
            
            
            
                    
                打的砰砰直响,鲜血飞溅,怒吼不休!
                
            
            
            
                    
                每一次重击,都会引发大地震动!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻,叶镇国跟杨坚他们懵了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你丫的这是干啥呢啊我打我自己
                
            
            
            
                    
                左右互搏
                
            
            
            
                    
                你是觉得自己天下无敌,寂寞如雪,所以开始跟自己打上了么
                
            
            
            
                    
                一转眼的功夫,江南就把自己打成了血葫芦,浑身是血!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()()噗哇~不愧是道天十星空间系!这身体素质干脆不是我能比的!
                
            
            
            
                    
                () ̄~ ̄)哼哼!今天便让你知道知道!什么是天神!毁我一臂,灭我天神组我巴德尔必将你斩于此地,以解我心头之恨!
                
            
            
            
                    
                空间错位!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的江南突然变成了巴德尔的声音,躺在地上怒喝,随即小手一招!
                
            
            
            
                    
                六道空间壁垒在地上一阵乱切,划的都是狰狞的裂口!
                
            
            
            
                    
                ()皿)天神又如何我江南绝不低头啊!即便是神,我也要杀给你看!焚血一念修罗!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的江南直接开了一念修罗,火力全开,透过空间虫洞疯狂殴打自己!
                
            
            
            
                    
                脸打肿,腿打断,肋巴条子锤稀烂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                拳拳到肉,每一击都是自己的全力一击!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南根本没有丝毫留手,而是真的是在拼命啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                巴德尔直接呆在了半空!
                
            
            
            
                    
                妈妈!=( )
                
            
            
            
                    
                这个人怕不是傻了吧老子根本没动手,看这个架势,不用自己动手,江南自己都能把自己打死的吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                然而叶镇国他们却傻眼了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你这是干啥啊你跟自己多大仇啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                用不用开焚血打自己啊靠!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就算跟弥夜吵架了,也不至于这么自暴自弃的吧
                
            
            
            
                    
                不知道为什么,看着江南自己打自己,反正就是很热血啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的陈道一猛的意识到了什么,目光连忙转向巴德尔!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (°口°)你给老子住手!我华夏瑰宝怎堪被你如此欺凌你想打死他么竖子尔敢呐!
                
            
            
            
                    
                巨木灵神!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间一百米六臂树人衍生而出,对着周遭建筑一阵破坏,轰鸣不绝!
                
            
            
            
                    
                巴德尔:
                
            
            
            
                    
                住手
                
            
            
            
                    
                我踏马干脆就没动手啊喂!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻,疯狂殴打自己的江南不禁抽空朝着陈道一竖起大拇指!
                
            
            
            
                    
                () °  °)
                
            
            
            
                    
                然后接着打自己!
                
            
            
            
                    
                其余人哪里不知道江南什么意思,一个个心里都在哆嗦!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这小子!
                
            
            
            
                    
                玩儿的是真花花,也真下的去手啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                叶镇国怒吼:(° 皿°)巴德尔,你再打我家江南一个试试龙息!
                
            
            
            
                    
                一道百米能量光柱横击出去,直接把远处相邻岛屿的米国使馆给炸了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                王大雷暴怒:江叔不怕,我这就来助你,雷池倾覆!
                
            
            
            
                    
                说话间无数雷霆落下,给岛屿劈的焦黑,甚至都炸进了海里,在大平洋里疯狂电鱼!
                
            
            
            
                    
                就连杨坚也急了:若是江南有个三长两短的,月球反攻战告吹,你就等着被全蓝星民众谴责吧!江南撑住!赶紧走!
                
            
            
            
                    
                江南怒吼:(益()不!我不走!生命不息,战斗不止!我江南可以死!但绝不能输!我不服!不服啊!
                
            
            
            
                    
                这一刻的巴德尔脸都黑了!
                
            
            
            
                    
                (益 )你们行!
                
            
            
            
                    
                你们是真行啊!又演老子一波
                
            
            
            
                    
                配合的要不要这么默契啊
                
            
            
            
                    
                全员演员又把老子给演里去了